Searching for common ground!

Do you know what foot and mouth disease is? I think you suffer from it.

No, I meant foot and mouth disease. Or rather, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease. It comes from eating beef products contaminated with central nervous system tissue, such as brain and spinal cord, from cattle infected with mad cow disease. Symptoms include depression, loss of coordination, and dementia. Which would explain all your comments here.

Guys i'm too tired to follow this line of responses here is a grab from the CDC which might help you both work out what was meant.

Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease (HFMD)Not the Same as Foot-and-Mouth Disease

Hand, foot, and mouth disease is often confused with foot-and-mouth disease (also called hoof-and-mouth disease), which affects cows, sheep, and pigs.

Humans do not get the animal disease, and animals do not get the human disease.

Visit the US Department of Agriculture National Agricultural Library to learn about Foot-and-Mouth Diseasepdf iconexternal icon.

Not at all.

The difference between you and me is that I'm happy to learn new things.

You, on the other hand, seem to treat facts as the same thing as insults. I don't find facts insulting. I wonder why you do?

Aw, so lonely. You gave up a timezone. It might not be your timezone, but it's a timezone nonetheless. So what are you doing this early at night?

Also, glad to see you're up. Whatcha up to, anyway?

Oh, so you're Pacific Standard Time! That's wonderful! You should have no excuse to stop commenting for at least 5 hours.

I very clearly taking notes. I'm learning a lot more about you. Contrary to popular belief, you're not at all that popular here on Imgflip. I've only been here a year and a half compared to your... good grief... almost seven years? You should really consider getting a girlfriend, Timmy.

Then again, perhaps you've tried the dating game and found yourself completely incapable of wooing the gender of your particular preference.

Well, that does sound like someone from the West Coast.

Yeah, stop telling yourself to be paranoid. I'm not asking for a load of personal details. Just what you're doing. Apart from being a whiny little bitch on a meme site.

Speaking of streets. I gotta head home now. So, if you want to leave me a dozen or so messages, to show how much you care about me, now's the time.

You're getting about an hour or two reprieve. It's not a long drive but it's a carpool. These bunch of drunk bastards couldn't steer if you gave them an extra pair of hands.

Drunk driving? Far from it. Again, we were carpooling. Gosh you're extremely moronic. We have a designated driver named Susan. Doesn't drink. Has a family history of alcohol addiction and doesn't touch the stuff but is kind enough to indulge a few old farts.

See, I have something called friends and don't actually spend my time "taking down" people on Imgflip.

I argue with people sure, but as far as harassing them, as I will admit I was harassing you, if you call harassing you means somehow replying to your comments; which is a pretty weak form of "harassment" I would say.

No no no, my intention was to give you the attention you so desperately crave. I'm sure you feel quite glad that you accomplished something by "making me mad" meanwhile me and my friends have been having a real hoot reading your comments and laughing at them. I'm sure your online colleagues have equally enjoyed our non-chronologically recorded back and forth banter. But, everything must come to an end sometime.

Not that I won't be commenting on your stupid comments and idiotic memes in the future. Just taking a break. I've given you all the attention you deserve today.

Your projection is really amazing. You really ought to take your own advice. As I've demonstrated, I have no problem with people disagreeing with me, or even insulting me. In fact, I find it amusing.
You can't even make a comment without throwing down a personal insult or two, nor can you resist replying to every comment that is made to you; hence why there are so many stops and starts in this and other memes. All done by you. It is you who cannot take criticism nor disagreements. And cannot construct a coherent argument so your comments continue to their descent into personal attacks. I'm not sure what you're trying to achieve but if it's pissing people off, you're sorely lacking in efficiency but not effort.

At least for conservatives...

You don't get to be my age by taking things personally, kid.

I wouldn't call it lying so much as an anecdote. If you think it isn't true, then I guess you are a fan of taking things personally. As your comments so clearly project.

Oh, and if you don't know how to do that, I suggest unhiding any downvoted posts and typing ctrl+f. Then putting your username in the search field. Assuming you have a windows computer. Or do you only post on your phone? Not sure if it works on tablets. In theory it would? You really ought to look up once and awhile.

Oh, and I haven't actually replied to every comment you've made. Not from lack of trying. Usually when a comment chain goes into the red, I cease arguing. You however, continuously find a different part of the chain and add lengths to it. Go back to the comment section of the other meme we were arguing in. You'll find that you have the majority in posted comments. So, I haven't replied to every single comment you've made.

You're growing as person if you're not commenting on every comment. That's wonderful! I'm glad I could have a positive influence despite my negative reinforcement.

Pettiness doesn't negate age, I'm afraid. Nor is morality absolute.

If any one resents a challenge it's you for being unable to answer a very simple question.

If morality is factually an absolute then what is your source?

thanks chris..for jamming that earworm directly into my brain cavity!
why do you hate me so?
cruel..so very cruel..

na na na...na na na nana na,na na na

I actually like that song. A lot. Mainly from watching the video. I think it's rather beautiful.

Trick with this earworm is to continue to other parts of the song and enjoy, then switch to another if need be.

LMAO! I literally just watched the first few seconds of that video because...not a Kylie fan, don't know her stuff, don't care to know...maybe just Kylie-curious...
I had no idea that was her song! I've only ever heard it as background noise in commercials! LOL!
Okay, so now we're both suffering...happy?! LOL

I thought it was Deep Purple's Hush.

Watch the whole video. One of my faves. And I usually listen to more underground fare.

Those are just hands, but considering you don't know what ad hominems are, I could see how you would be so easily confused.

Actually, I'm in the middle of a late night card game. But I got enough time to keep you company you lonely goose.

Hey, I got a flush of hearts! What a coincidence!

Pretty sure you're more likely to have an anxiety attack than I am.

Hey, you're the one thinking about dicks. If you see hands and think dicks, that's on you, brother.

Oh, is it wrong to obsess about famous people now? Maybe now you can put it back in your pants whenever I insult your precious Donald Trump and not take it so personally. Like you do. Every time.

You've shown you're capability of projecting far more than I. At this point, I'm just pointing out your absurdity in as many different ways as possible. I've actually haven't been angry at all. Just because you get such a raging hard on whenever your comment notification turns bright orange, doesn't mean every single comment is somehow an insult toward you. Even comments that you don't have anything meaningful to contribute you find some way to insult them. If anyone sounds angry around here, it's you.

You're so desperate for me to stop replying to all your comments that you're now trying to placate me with petty insults against Trump? Here is an idea. Why don't you just stick to memeing and I'll stop replying to every comment I can find written by you.

That way you can stop having an anxiety attack and pitifully trying to make it sound like it's me, and not you, who can't handle having the last word.

No one wants to see a gorgeous woman smiling and having a good time may be your most galaxy-brain level take yet

Oh you were talking about my dick I see

I guess I just ruled that out because I didn’t think you were capable of being so gross

Then again you are on an exceptionally nasty streak today

If anyone needs to dial it back, it's you. Are you trying to make a record in most asinine comments in a single day?

Lol what else did you really expect from a dude who goes by KylieFan_89. Anyone who hasn’t noticed my fandom (or obsession as you put it) would have to be blind by now

What can I say? I like pop music. These sisters are pretty fantastic, and they’ve produced a large corpus of cool photos over the years to mine and meme as well

Not sure why they never quite broke through in the U.S., but they are very well known internationally. And Kylie is second only to Madonna as far as female pop legends.

I guess there are other pop artists with excellent meme potential to whom I might like to dedicate meme streams to one day. But it seems I have already maxed out my 5 stream limit (which I did within a maybe 3 weeks of joining ImgFlip) and I don’t quite know what to do about that.

Till then, imma keep making Kylie and Dannii memes and memes with all sorts of other folks in them because this shit is fun.

She probably didn't take off here in the US because of Madonna. Madonna would've kneecapped Kylie ala Nancy Kerrigan (Madonna is a nasty piece of work). It's possible that the music industry in the US didn't want to promote Kylie because she wasn't as sleazy, s**tty, and skanky as Madonna, when the whole point is to ruin American morals.
I think the first time I ever heard Kylie Minogue's name was on an episode of Absolutely Fabulous.

Kylie’s an absolute class act. Unlike so many of her pop music peers: Never erratic, always positive, never a bad word for anyone, always smiling and laughing, always growing as an artist and adapting her music and fashion styles over 30+ years in the entertainment biz.

Hard to define “s**tty” and I don’t really like that term. Sexiness is definitely a part of her brand, but she keeps it classy. She’s not out there twerking or fellating hammers a la Miley Cyrus.

Never really in hot water to my knowledge. Until only very, very recently, when some folks got mad at her for taking pics like this in Australia as part of a campaign to promote Australian tourism at the same time as the wildfires were going on.

I guess this comes from a place of lingering resentment by some Australians, that she left Australia to be London-based as her music career took off. Which, eh. She’s an international-level talent. Can’t knock the hustle.

In response to this kerfuffle, Kylie and her family recently donated like half a million bucks to charity to help.

I guess if you can hate Kylie, then anything is humanly possible.

Kylie does appear classy compared to Madonna. I've never liked Madonna (lol can you tell?) So, if the American music industry was trying to destroy American values, then Kylie would not get played in America. Madonna and those like her would continue to be pushed (as they have been).

If Kylie is a good person, then attaching condescending messages to memes that feature her is going to give the impression that Kylie is condescending. It's a trick of the mind, and can make people who aren't really familiar with her actually loathe her because they're associating the message with the picture. That's what I was trying to convey originally.

The MSM have been taking good people and maligning them with smear campaigns, similar to what Kylie suffered just for promoting tourism in her home country. The MSM then takes bad people and does everything they can to promote them as holy and good. Completely upside-down.

Well, maybe I should reconsider imposing snarky political messages on her photos and keep it to positive messages like my OP meme.

I just like her photos a lot, and often smile at the ironic contrast between the placid emotional register of the photograph and the snarky text.

Kylie hasn’t been all that politically outspoken. Although, she and her sister have been consistent supporters of LGBTQ rights. Which makes sense because the gay community has been a pretty big fan base for her.

If I had to guess, if Kylie has any political opinions at all, then she is probably a bog-standard centrist liberal and therefore probably not all that different from my own.

I’m not like using her image to promote bigoted and mean-spirited alt-right messages, or hardcore socialism/communism.

Just standard liberal snark.

"Well, maybe I should reconsider imposing snarky political messages on her photos and keep it to positive messages like my OP meme."

I agree, that would help promote a positive image of her to those of us that are not familiar with her work. There's so many other images (fresh ones too if you check around online) that can be used to express snark.

Thanks for the convo! :)

You could teach a whole class on being repellent to people!

But: I don't think I'll take it.