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611 views 5 upvotes Made by KylieFan_89 5 years ago in politics
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8 ups, 5y,
3 replies
You're still young, dumb and filled with your wife's boyfriend's cum ;)

You'll become a rock-ribbed Republican, probably 3 days after the next dem gets in as president.
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
"365 views, 3 upvotes, 201 comments"

This is just hilarious

Not sure if this qualifies as my most "successful" politics meme, or...?

And who the hell is JustineWhite9
2 ups, 5y
*shrugs* Congrats anyway.

Justine. Uhh, that's a complicated question.
1 up, 5y
It was probably another alt account for VadgeSouffle aka Modda aka JackhenOff aka I don't know how many more. I reported the perv and got him deleted.
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1 up, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y,
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Forest Gump waving | SEE YOU IN TWO DAYS, MATE! | image tagged in forest gump waving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
2 ups, 5y,
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Piss off and keep your word.
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0 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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You have zero loyalty. You undoubtedly cheat on anyone you're with. Shocking as that is.
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
3 ups, 5y,
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I didn't first. I actually liked you, dragon. People here know I don't bullshit about that. But whatevs.
2 ups, 5y
You should delete that. Pronto.
Two comments of regular crap about the goings on here and that psycho zer went fatal on me.
2 ups, 5y
Oops, too late.
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Re-read this thread another day.
3 ups, 5y
Now Le Grande Hall Monitor is sticking his butthole in claiming I'M stalking my stalker who I've replied to what, 1, or was it 2 comments in the whole last week of this psycho clogging up my notifications with zer's psychotic nonsense.

15 replies just during dinner time from that nutjob.
1 up, 5y
1 up, 5y,
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7 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Hey, no one is as nice as me! Bigly nice!
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
5 ups, 5y,
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Getting a little testy there, big guy. You made the science denier claim, while your party runs amuck with it, even if you personally don't. I'm not a fan of debating climate science but this isn't the 'settled science' you claim it is. The sun has a bigger impact on temperature than anything we do and we can't control that. I've been through the impending ice age scare in the 70's, the acid rain scare, the ozone scare (which was properly handled, in the sense no one was tax-gouged), global warming and now climate change. Go clean the plastic islands in the oceans up then I'll take you guys seriously.
5 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Check out his latest featured.
5 ups, 5y,
4 replies
It's 'hall monitor' syndrome. He knows he's a bigly scold.
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
HAA! He made at least TWO more about other memers & memes tonight!
I stopped looking after the 3rd, the cringe was suffocating.
3 ups, 5y
I use to wonder where atheists got their moral code if not from religion. Now I know. It's from Kyliefan89 ;)
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4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
6 ups, 5y
They're the first generation never to be spanked. I should meme that.
4 ups, 5y,
3 replies
No, he's the worst. But I truly believe he has good, if misguided, intentions. Not that we don't all have good intentions :) but millennials are the worst haha
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4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
4 ups, 5y
I remember in high school, I was taught Haeckel's hoaxed embryo theory. In the 90's. But I can't imagine the brainwashing that went on only shortly after me. Schools are indoctrination centers.

The oldtimers knew of the dangers that every society eventually devolves to. "Hard times create strong men, strong times create good times, good times create weak men, weak men create hard times" - Hopf
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Went to look up the Haeckel thing, then I went looking for pics of this coin.
I always found the resemblance to be rather............ stunning, haha
4 ups, 5y
lol
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
"SydneyB

Have you ever seen that meme where the top panel says 'the left can't meme' and the bottom panel says 'We're too busy diligently researching topics we use to debunk all their ideas and make the world a better place etc' with a smug libby pic, along those lines?"

The same OP?
3 ups, 5y
No, it was probably a meme from 2016. If i see it again, i'll save it.
4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Shame, because he had seemed capable of reasonable discussion despite the warning signs of it being squeezed into a titled partisan framework.

Then came the smug, which is part of the fringe benefits round here, but to constantly act like the besieged one? Like stock up on the hankies first and bring the Adderal guy if them buttocks bruise that easy.

Hate them pop psych terms but the passive/aggressive trip gets tired real quick.
Wanna swing them balls? Then by all means, swing em. Just don't act like those onions are someone else's.
Or at least be funny while denying it, something, anything, not just whining.

BWAHAHA, I'm kinda doin here now what I'm complaining about him doing there!
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3 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
I just posted it on his meme in reply to him a minute ago.
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
An intelligent discussion requires two willing and informed participants

I do my best with what I have to work with
3 ups, 5y,
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No, guy, don't do that, just don't. I'm getting embarrassed just reading it.

We ain't talking your gallant Earth changing sexstream memes, we're talking about your silly ninny "Guess who butthurt KylieFan today" memes. I mean, we are, yes?

Also, I get bored with this?
3 ups, 5y
Have you ever seen that meme where the top panel says 'the left can't meme' and the bottom panel says 'We're too busy diligently researching topics we use to debunk all their ideas and make the world a better place etc' with a smug libby pic, along those lines?
1 up, 5y,
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Hence why you have to scurry in the shadows like a rat to do it.
0 ups, 5y
“Scurrying like a rat” is a funny way of describing posting liberal memes in the Politics stream twice a day and sticking around to debate all comers

And going onto the comments sections of all those right-wing memes to air my viewpoints too
0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
The cringe files grow every day.
4 ups, 5y,
5 replies
But you posted your meme?
3 ups, 5y,
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I couldn't even FIT all of stalker Justine's latest, or rather, his fhaggot bf helping his fhaggot bf Justin rage fatalroonie on me.
3 ups, 5y
Holy sheeeit. That's alot ah down undah.
3 ups, 5y,
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Check out stalker Justine's latest, pretending to his his fhaggot bf helping his fhaggot bf Justin go fatalroonie on me.

How horribly ugly can a tranny be that it has to get stuck on an invisible memer on the other side of the frikkin planet?
4 ups, 5y
Gee, he's pretty homophobic for someone sleeping with a transexual!
2 ups, 5y
pretending to be be*
3 ups, 5y,
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And [s]he !BLEGH! it's still adding more replies!
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3 ups, 5y
You and Timber pegged (sorry for the pun) this zer right. I'm too soft.
3 ups, 5y
BWAHAHAHA, FathZer Knows Best!
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0 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
Shouldn't you be deepthroating your 'bf's appendage? Get to work, soldier! lol
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3 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y
I love science that builds things. Like jets and such. Math, that isn't used to push an agenda with faulty or misrepresented numbers. When it leads to theories that can't be proved, not as much. Especially when grants are so often given to those that push particular agendas.
0 ups, 5y,
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Newtonian physics is not a perfect description of reality, but it is good enough to fly airplanes and get us to the moon and back. We don't ground all of our airplanes while waiting for today's cutting-edge theoretical physicists to figure out how many dimensions reality has or what happened in the very first fraction of a second after the Big Bang.

Similarly, by waiting for a never-to-be-arrived-at 100% consensus before taking any meaningful political action on climate, you guys are actually the ones demanding epistemological certainty from science.

Not those of us who believe that 97% of climate scientists telling us manmade climate change is real is good enough.

Newtonian physics is settled science for the purpose of flying airplanes, and the consensus viewpoint on climate science is settled science for purposes of the social, political, and economic task of reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
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3 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
Don't run. You're here forever, maybe. Just keep your 'bf' off your account ;)
3 ups, 5y
You need to be down in Option's tavern in a stubbies and singlet's pahtah, and uh, started walking to the servo to get some noodles and uh, went to jump over a sign on the way and slipped ovah and busted me pluggah!
3 ups, 5y
Calm down, Francine.

I was just quoting this, captain emotional

https://youtu.be/2ann0gOhrjs
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3 ups, 5y
Sorry you feel that way. Thought i was nothing but kind to you.

Oh well. So be it.
3 ups, 5y
You have to think positive. It's not world ending climate change. It's the welcome eradication of emu terrorists :)
3 ups, 5y
I tried. But it's probably no use with, uh, someone like you. Thanks for reinforcing the stereotype. You taught me a valuable lesson. Many thanks!
3 ups, 5y
Stupid is as stupid does. Ponder that.
3 ups, 5y,
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As of now. You disappoint me Justine. But you made your choice. Keep slapping away your allies. See where you end up. F**k you, sincerely and truly :)
3 ups, 5y
Aww shoot, I almost missed all this.
3 ups, 5y
I'd destroy the world to keep Aussies safe from the fate of emu dictatorship and rule. I grew up with Steve Irwin and #neveragain #Istandwithaussies #emussuck
3 ups, 5y,
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One day you may re-read this and understand reality. But that's all good. Best wishes Justine. Now f**k off you rancid c**t. May the scales fall from your eyes. Doubtful tho.
3 ups, 5y
Damn, they may be more fierce than I thought. You need to clone young Paul Hogan!!
3 ups, 5y
Can you imagine you, I, Vaga, Timber and Kylie all getting together for a dinner that served alcohol? That would be Ben Shaprio "epic"
3 ups, 5y
How dare you troll me with fake news! #goemus #lettheemusrule #timeoveraussies
0 ups, 5y,
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Climate scientists have taken thousands upon thousands of temperature readings, from all corners of the globe, sometimes requiring them to trudge to remote places like the center of Greenland to take ice core samples. Untold hours of hard science that went into those Charts 1 & 3 I posted, to which I have yet to receive much of anything in the way of a direct response.

Meanwhile, other scientists have measured and plotted atmospheric levels of CO2 and other greenhouse gases (Chart 2). These readings in conjunction lay the foundation for the consensus theory that the overall warming we are seeing today is caused by anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions.

Everyone is of course concerned about what all this means for the future, so predictive models are attempted. No one pretends these models are *perfect.* But: they are a more grounded prediction of the future than anything else on offer. Specific granular predictions, of the kind I assume you refer to when you say climate science has been proven "WRONG" on multiple occasions -- such as whether a certain glacier will have fully melted by the year 2030, or whether a certain densely populated island chain will have been consumed by rising sea by the year 2070, or whether hurricanes in the Caribbean will increase in frequency and intensity by a factor of 2 by 2090 is not truly the point. Many or all of these things will happen -- to some degree, eventually -- as a result of a warming world.

Airplanes go down with uncomfortable frequency due to mechanical failure or pilot error. I am sure you've heard about the Boeing catastrophes which have thrown one of the two giants of the commercial aviation industry into turmoil. And yet, we still board airplanes because they are reliable *enough* -- well over 99%. We do, in a sense, fly planes by consensus: on the strength of the social trust we have in the engineers who design them, the mechanics who build them, and the pilots and air traffic controllers who fly them. Science cannot be fully separated from its social context.

Perhaps I am wrong, and the 3% of climate science skeptics will eventually change their minds and there will one day be a 100% consensus. But if and when that day ever comes, it may be too late to counteract the worst of the damage. There is vanishingly little reason other than misplaced skepticism to refrain from vigorously pursuing mitigation measures now..
3 ups, 5y,
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That's an appeal to authority and probably some other fallacy. Just because NASA has achieved remarkable things, that doesn't mean they're right about everything.
0 ups, 5y
Not necessarily. But it's a good reason to trust their views on planetary issues over Guardian journalists or random YouTubers.
3 ups, 5y
:) keep the faith in your cartoonist then.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/blog/2014/jun/06/97-consensus-global-warming
3 ups, 5y,
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You have a near religious faith about NASA. It's impressive.
0 ups, 5y
I know you guys won't listen to anything the IPCC says about this, so I cite NASA in the hopes that the space agency's demonstrated ability to get humans into orbit and back and make near-flybys of Pluto to capture never-before-seen crisp images of its surface and whatnot makes some sort of impression on you regarding their engineering and geospatial monitoring abilities

Apparently it does not
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2 ups, 5y,
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That 97% bullshit was pushed by a cartoonist. Look into it.
0 ups, 5y
I’ve cited NASA and you’ve waved your hands in the general direction of a cartoonist

I must respectfully decline your invitation to “look into it.”
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0 ups, 5y
A lot in your response but I'm just going to key in on this one before I go to bed:

"It will never matter if there's 100% consensus, because that's not how science works. Ever."

It is astonishingly arrogant of you to posit that, even in the event there were 100% agreement among the world community of climate scientists that greenhouse gas emissions emitted by humans were directly responsible for global temperature rises, that this will "never matter."

You appear to hold a bias against the entire field of climate science. And also appear to believe that the simple hypothesis that "global temperature rises are/are not caused by increased atmospheric levels of greenhouse gases emitted by human activity" is mysteriously incapable of ever being tested.

No -- the true reason "it will never matter" to you is because of your own pre-existing political commitments, and the sacrifices that would be required of you if you were to accept the science.
1 up, 5y,
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97% agreement among the world community of thousands of climate scientists is settled enough science to justify political action.

Skeptics will always exist, as they should (science would stagnate without them), but we should not allow 3% to hold us hostage. If 97% are wrong, then oh well, all we did was clean up our environment while motivated by a slightly incorrect reason.

If I get testy about this issue, it's because the future habitability of our globe for our kids and grandkids and their offspring is at stake, and too many are content to dismiss it from a position of reflexive partisanship as a 16-year-old's science project or a globalist plot to somehow enslave us by making us by a mere 2% higher taxes or whatever.

The climate issue eclipses issues like taxation rates, healthcare, racism/sexism/whatever-ism, and everything that Donald Trump has or hasn't gotten up to over the past 3 years (because his presidency, too, shall pass in one way or another).

If we pump so much CO2 into our atmosphere that our planet becomes an analogue of Venus, then we won't have any of that to argue over anymore: because we'll all be dead.

And by "all," I don't mean literally all -- I am an optimist enough to think humanity will always find a way to carry on, in one form or another -- but millions and millions will die, let alone the damage to other species.

Not tomorrow, not in ten years, maybe not even in 50 or 100 years. But it's coming. And while 100 years seems far away from the standpoint of our short human lives, it is the blink of an eye in geologic terms.
3 ups, 5y
Muh 97% consensus has been debunked.
3 ups, 5y
Hmmm, the 97% shouldn't tolerate the 3%...

Do you feel the same about issues regarding the LGTB community?
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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"Leave the science to people who understand it" is always a laugh coming from the people least aligned with the consensus viewpoint
2 ups, 5y,
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Appeal to authority fallacy
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appeal to authority

You said that because an authority thinks something, it must therefore be true.

It's important to note that this fallacy should not be used to dismiss the claims of experts, or scientific consensus. Appeals to authority are not valid arguments, but nor is it reasonable to disregard the claims of experts who have a demonstrated depth of knowledge unless one has a similar level of understanding and/or access to empirical evidence.
2 ups, 5y
It is a weaker fallacy but in this particular case I think it's true. You believe in the 97% consensus hoax, for instance .
1 up, 5y,
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As for the idea the 97% consensus is a "hoax":

https://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus/

I'm getting that 97% figure straight from the top of this NASA page. Where are you guys getting that this is a "hoax" from?

For the sake of argument, it would not make a difference to me if the scientific consensus on this issue was only 95% or even 93%. 90%, maybe.
3 ups, 5y
Here's a 100% consensus directly from your 97%:

Global Warming is NOT an actual verifiable phenomenon as of 2000.
Hence the new - and totally indisputable newfangled model titled:
Climate Change.
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0 ups, 5y,
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I can count on one finger the number of ImgFlipper climate skeptics I've talked with who were actually prepared to recite some valid science to me

Number whose argument boiled down to making fun of Greta Thunberg's face or whatever? Over 9000.

"Genuine" and "honest" people can indeed reach different conclusions, but I don't see any of them here today. And out in the real world of climate science: they're about 3% of the total.
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0 ups, 5y
So far in this conversation I have posted three easily-digestible scientific charts and a link to NASA: https://www.google.com/amp/s/climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus.amp

Which itself debunks the suggestion by you and Sydney that the 97% consensus has been debunked

So far crickets on the science front from the other side, about 70+ comments in

Does it make sense for me to continue to post science here when it’s clear no one (except Vagabond) read my first posts?
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1. "We're not "responsible for this" in any meaningful way."
See Chart 2, CO2 emissions by year and note the close relationship to Chart 1. Correlation does not imply causation and all of that -- but do you have a better theory?

2. "We're not "f**ked" if we don't do something about it."
When do you predict will the temperature rise we are currently observing will stop? At what point will it level off and why?

3. "The destruction of the industrial world is not the solution."
Never proposed this.

4. "Forcing everyone into poverty is not the solution."
Never proposed this.

5. "Government control is not the solution."
Part A: The government already controls you in many ways, including by making you pay taxes. A carbon tax (shorthand for the easiest market-driven solution that I personally favor) would just be another one.
Part B: Then what is?

6. "There is nothing debatable about gender..."
Gender isn't sex.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Biological sex =/= gender. Surely others have pointed this out for you?

Nobody I know of denies that men and women are biologically different.

Life may or may not “begin at conception,” but personhood begins at birth. The U.S. government agrees with me here.

If your pro-life argument is really that sound and irrefutable, take it to the Supreme Court! You have a 5 justice conservative majority!
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If all of that makes me a science denier, then I am in good company even among conservative-appointed SCOTUS justices who might allow a few more abortion restrictions here and there but are not about to overturn Roe v. Wade any time soon
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0 ups, 5y,
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Reality doesn't care about your logic.
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0 ups, 5y
So far you've only offered bare statements like "life begins at conception" and a madcap definition of the Left

Not so verbose today
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He can't. He's Canadian.
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3 ups, 5y,
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Even their fins have no opposable thumbs :(
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3 ups, 5y
I grew up with Crime of the Century. It was the only 8 track my dad had for a few years when he had a Buick Skylark for a few years in the 80's. Great album, besides Dreamer.
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2 ups, 5y
Never heard of Alex Jones?
2 ups, 5y
I swear, this is worth 13 minutes. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/N_dVdwy03TU
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2 ups, 5y
Hmmm, I've noticed you drunk here at least 15 times. Glad you could have a blowout after months of abstinence!
2 ups, 5y
Be well, fellow dragon!
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2 ups, 5y,
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Haha, yeah. I was also raised on Cat Stevens. Just learned Peace Train a couple days ago on guitar.

We were lucky to grow up at the time we did for music. Parents that lived the sixties, then got into 70's music, then the evolution from 80's to 90's music that we lived. As far as I'm concerned, real music has been dead for 20 years. With notable exceptions.
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3 ups, 5y
When you've posted pictures of hot dogs, you've gone too far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 ups, 5y
Stop hacking Justine's account, you foul rapist!!
3 ups, 5y
You okay? Blink trice if you're in trouble!!
2 ups, 5y
Yes, although Yousef became a muslim, which I don't understand, the fact he did makes me open my mind on Islam some. Although I have no illusions about 'rock stars' he seems to have a beautiful soul.

Zimmer is one prolific bastard. He sure does have talent.
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