OK fast food worker for life.

You still die first.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

The generation that decided eating tide pods was a brilliant idea is going to outlive us all.

Were you always this f**king stupid, or did someone beat you hard enough to induce a brain injury?

First of all, only 86 adolescents participated in the tide pod challenge, out of roughly 42 million U.S.A. adolescents. The other (about) 42 million of us thought it was a f**king stupid idea. And, statistically, there is an incredibly high probability that you will die sooner. The death rate for people 15 to 19 (per 100,000 people) was 72.7 for males and 29.4 for females. For ages 20-24, the death rate is 137.9 for males and 50.9 for females. For the 55-59 age group, which are the youngest years for Baby Boomers, the death rate is 919.5 for males and 563.4 for females. So yeah, you are going to die sooner. Oh, and these are the sources:
https://www.dailybreak.com/break/myth-mayhem-did-people-actually-eat-tide-pods
https://www.statista.com/statistics/241572/death-rate-by-age-and-sex-in-the-us/

Wow.

I am going with being dropped on your head.

Everyone one day older than you is *statistically* going to die before you, Captain Obvious. Duh! They are *older*.

This goes directly to my point - Congratulations! You are in the most stupid generation, so perhaps not you specifically, but your generation is more likely to do stupid things to off themselves. Think about how your numbers are going to be thinned by pot legalization alone.

Thanks to you morons not giving a shit about voting, we are soon going to have "death panels" as a reality. You f**king idiots think socialism can work. Well, guess what that death panel is going to rule if all you do is serve up fries and smoke week? EXPENDABLE.

So yeah - when I weigh my chances against weeded-up morons that think - economically speaking - it's possible to stand in a bucket and lift oneself by the handle... I think I have it very, very good.

Now get back to work - old people who vote are counting on you, numbnuts.

Lol