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One of the reasons I don't agree with the draft.

One of the reasons I don't agree with the draft. | I CAN FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY AT THE AGE OF 17; BUT I CAN'T DRINK A BEER, GO TO A STRIP CLUB, GAMBLE, SMOKE A CIGARETTE, OR PURCHASE A GUN | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 6y,
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Gunnery Sargent Hartman | WE DON’T WANT DRUNK, HORNY, GULLIBLE CHIMNEYS AND WE GIVE YOU A GUN | image tagged in gunnery sargent hartman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 6y,
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LMAO!!!!
3 ups, 6y
You can’t handle the truth | YOU CAN’T HANDLE THOSE THINGS YET! | image tagged in you cant handle the truth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 6y,
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Ok, 18 for most provinces to do all that, some 19
6 ups, 6y,
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Canada can't even get to warzones without American transport.
4 ups, 6y,
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AMERICAN warzones, that save for Iraq, Canada has sent more soldiers in proportion to their population to OUR wars than any other country. Mind you, they haven't started much any wars themselves, other than that 1812 bit, but hey, we ask for assistance, we can at least provide the ride.
4 ups, 6y,
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True but the arrogance annoyed me. There's a reason Canada doesn't have to spend much on the military and that's the United States.
4 ups, 6y,
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Arrogance? Arrogance is extending the Sacred 2nd Amendment to Canadians: The right to get drafted into fighting bogus US wars to make the RepuDemocrats rich, shall not be infringed, and don't forget to supply your own guns, ya soon to be dead shits!
4 ups, 6y,
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No one is drafted in Canada. They made their choice. Great sharpshooters though.

Honestly, I know Trump is still droning and is struggling to get out of warzones, but are you surprised he hasn't started war, especially with Iran, seeing the reported provocations, real or not? He didn't even fall for the false flag 'gassing' of Syrian civilians, besides a half hearted pre warned strike.
2 ups, 6y,
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Well I was joking about what the 2nd Amendment is about - having to right to get conscripted and fight for free, and having to supply your own arms.

Get out, sure, like sending soldiers to Iraq (k, that was Obama, but Trump took the credit, so now he gets to own it like a good little biitch), Syria (to take credit from the Kurds), 5,000 to Saudi Arabia to fight sand dunes, and 150,000 to the Persian Gulf to 'not' go to war with Iran.

Speaking of which, what DID happen to those Iranian provocations that everyone else outside of the Oval Office said were about as real as Stephen Baldwin's cringe calls to "the Prince" on the Celebrity Apprentice? Trump got grabbed by the screaming testes by Military Intel and the rest of the warmonger deciders and told to shut his stupid trap because Iran ain't Afganistan nor Iraq which is why we ain't done jack shit to them despite FOURTY frikkin years coming up with a gazillion reasons to do so. And suddenly, just like that that, Iran 'stops' doing naughty things it has never done prior even though they got away with pissing on the Saudi face.

No hit play for that delightfully crafted Bay of Tonkin scenario,,, [yawns in give-me-a-break]
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0 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y
Are you retarded?
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2 ups, 6y,
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5 ups, 6y,
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Ahhh.

I didn't say he hasn't worked with the system, but had he started a war with Iran, all the media would be with him, like the last time, when he struck Syria. Even he said Bolton wanted to fight the world.

Umm, I lost you. The media reported an attack on a Japanese (?) ship. Trump didn't swallow the bait. Those owned by the military complex must push for wars against non nuclear powers.
3 ups, 6y,
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Trump & Co false flag ops. The Japanese PM didn't fall for it, since he was IN Iran making trade deals right when it happened. Like was that supposed to be the cherry on that cake? Sheesh, he laughed when told the bs Trump story. Same with the S Arabia oil field attack. And now, despite having 'gotten away with it,' Iran isn't doing it no mo. Weird, huh?
4 ups, 6y
The bs Trump story? The deepstate story, I think. I know you despise Trump but I don't think that how it went. Has there been a republican president that has gone this long without a new war for a long while?
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3 ups, 6y,
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Yes, a Canadian sniper currently holds the record for the longest snipe at 3 miles. Boo yeah.
3 ups, 6y,
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I think he may have been dethroned recently but that was the case. I could be screwing that up tho. Amazing the technology now.
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3 ups, 6y
If flat earthers could understand, the curvature of the earth is taken into account on long shots like that along with gravity, wind, how much Timmies is consumed by the shooter the morning of. Ha ha ha, that last one may have been a stretch. I can shoot, but f**k me, 150 yrds is my max.
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3 ups, 6y,
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Ask Gen Mattis how he feels about our Canadian soldiers, he'll tell ya we saved American asses a few times in your 17 yr stuggle in the middle east.
3 ups, 6y,
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The Canadian army is small but efficient. Too bad about the Sea Kings and lack of government funding. If you're going to put troops in harm's way.
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2 ups, 6y,
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We have our issues, we need stonger leadership, we got nobody right now, but some of these things aren't important to Canadians. I just want cheaper gas.
3 ups, 6y,
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Move off the island.
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1 up, 6y,
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I knew what I was getting into, f**k me, you know why it's called BC, Bring Cash. I love it too much here and bought a boat. Crabbing, salmon, cheap sushi, and -1c tempertures.
3 ups, 6y,
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It's worth paying more if you can really enjoy life. I couldn't handle the rain. But i guess it gives you the Carmanha forest.
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1 up, 6y
This year so far not alot of rain, bin sunny as f**k, our water is running low for now, but it'll come, it really aint that bad. I do enjoy looking across the straight from my place and seeing the coastal mntns filling up with snow, whiter n whiter every day, pretty.
2 ups, 6y,
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Are the Sea Kings still in service?
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1 up, 6y,
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Retired last year, now it's the Cyclone or some shit, apparently we bought some other old retired shit too. But our search and rescue and coast guard are up to date.
2 ups, 6y
Good. Those were death traps.
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3 ups, 6y,
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We're not warmongers, we're peace keepers, I don't hear too many "death to Canada" chants. We've also done our fair share of backing you guys up like good neughbours do.
3 ups, 6y,
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I know. But Canadians and Americans shouldn't shit on each other. We're each other's best allies, imo. But sorry, I overreacted a little.
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3 ups, 6y,
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No worries, we've always stood side by each in times of crisis, that'll never change. We may not be the toughest kids in the school yard, but we know who our friends are and don't back down, kind of our mantra.
3 ups, 6y
Vimy Ridge vets would slap your face ;)
1 up, 6y
seriously dude,it is those moments of humanity that you drop that has garnered so much of my respect for you.
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0 ups, 6y,
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Isn’t the U.K. our best ally and then Canada?
0 ups, 6y
No.
2 ups, 6y,
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Hey, you found Timby's pic here.
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2 ups, 6y,
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He sends me "love notes" in class. You aughta see his birthday suit, drizzled in maple syrup and poutine gravy
2 ups, 6y,
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You lucky dog, you. He is a treasure, that one.
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2 ups, 6y,
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If he joins the WEXIT crowd, I'm voting for him and glistening syrup glazed bod.
2 ups, 6y,
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Just looked it up.
So THAT'S why he pretends he's from the USA, he's practicing in case we need a dorasl fin,,,
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2 ups, 6y,
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I want him designated a national treasure, then we can bury him for the future like a time capsule
2 ups, 6y,
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Can you imagine? It'll be legendary - "The Screaming Trumpite From the Pit of Hell" - as the spot wil be known for ages, as his eternal meltdown continues from deep underground.
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2 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
You really don't understand that word do you, ask mensa boy he smart.
0 ups, 6y
Shiyat, you never even went to sleep! HAA!
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1 up, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
Hah! Trop jaloux.
1 up, 6y,
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How sad, poor little Dimbzy thought the planning of his phallic monument meant he was going to get entombed today. You can hear him screeching from deep in his hole, not wanting to come out for even the hot cocao his mommy made him.
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Timber: Moooooooooooom, where's my marshmellows? You know I can't drink this without marshmellows!

Timbers mom: you didn't clean your room, no marshmellows

Timber: I hate you, I can't wait till I'm 35 and can move out of this communist regime

Timbers mom:

Timber: now I know why dad left you 20 years ago

Timbers mom: he didn't leave me, he lives accross town, I see him regularly, we just celebrated our anniversary.

Timber: ......
1 up, 6y
That is so spot on!

It's a delight to see Dimby going around posting "boomer" as if that's going to make him look like one of tha kidz. He's been trying to rub elbows with MV, hasn't noticed that getting ignored is a thing tho, so sad.

Hate to see his face when mommy tells him puberty done came and went long ago. He'll probably stomp on the floor and call her, "You leftist"
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2 ups, 6y
It's a fin in the doorsell area, git it?
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I CAN FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY AT THE AGE OF 17; BUT I CAN'T DRINK A BEER, GO TO A STRIP CLUB, GAMBLE, SMOKE A CIGARETTE, OR PURCHASE A GUN