Impeachment was always the plan

Trump handed them the reason. He screwed himself.

Copypastes the same reply it used above, and it calls others "retards"

Mirror mirror on the short yellow.

He probably should have made it more difficult for them, in hindsight.

Catching Trump breaking the law was a self-fulfilling prophesy?

"Thuh Devilmocrat made meh doo eet!"

We should decide to catch him doing something even worse, then he'll have to do that as well.

Yup, wait till the 2020 elections, because then surely thuh Demz will win a majority in the Senate as well, and after he killed everyone in the WH who tried to stop him nuking Iran and Lesotho (that 2nd one might have been an accident), and Congress, as well as Pence, then the possibilities might be explored. Oh, and peeing on Mitch's wife (also maybe an accident) on live tv didn't help his cause either.

Oh wait, it's still 2019, just pretend you didn't read that.

Let the magic begin. I'll go kill a goat.

I'll go see if I can buy a pint of virgin blood on Amazon.

You actually can, it turns out.

Not surprised.

However, I think I can sop some of Timber's tears of blood from here, you know that's one biitch that's never gotten any.

Careful. It pays to be picky about quality when it comes to blood. You don't know where he's been.

Well, Canada, but that aside.

So filtering for impurities such as excessive grain alcohol and uric acid from his chronic jaundice condition kind of misses the point?

Canada?
Careful now, Dimby's sensitive about publicizing his embarrassing hometown of Wood Buffalo Scrotum Alberta. He's even taken to calling me Irish in retribution, because the Irish are bad in his 1920s tome on immigration, "Nefarious Invaders of Yankeeville"

I dunno. I'm not your dad, you can drink what you want. But if you start hallucinating for any reason, get to the ER right away.

Drink Dimby's blood? Aww hell no!

Then I've massively misunderstood the plot of this conversation.

Using Triggered Timber's virgin blood, but whether having to filter out the noxious alcohol & uric acid impurities makes it suitable...

Oh, then I did understand. Do what you have to do!

Yeah, we've both been hanging out, shaking maracas n shit, actually in the vast expanse of a sulphur imbibing wind tunnel you call your head.

Rent free, I might add.

Hell, he's so lonely, he'll even provide snacks just to get us to stay, or - being a pretentious blowhard that he is - what he refers to as hors d'oeuvres for that touch of out-in-the-sticks class. Wouldn't touch them, of course, as I suspect what he says is mustard is really his crusted up tears.

You notice how my reply was to antithesis and vice versa, alternating on and on?
Of course you didn't, hence your massive confusion over how replies that weren't to you were replies to you even though they weren't.

Lay off the hooch, lonelypants.

tl;dr*

How drunk are you at this hour?

Farts in your head? Hey, you said it, chump.

hoor?

haha

🇨🇦 "Timber1972

"We"? Who's "we"? You got more than one person rattling around your head there...?"

🇺🇸 "VagabondSouffle

Yeah, we've both been hanging out, shaking maracas n shit, actually in the vast expanse of a sulphur imbibing wind tunnel you call your head."

🇨🇦 "Timber1972

Uh huh. I guess that makes you a fart smeller, then...?"

🇺🇸 "VagabondSouffle

Farts in your head? Hey, you said it, chump."

🇨🇦 "Timber1972

No, I'm pretty sure you said it, hoor."

🔘 Your stupidity never ceases to amaze.

byotch*

The Republicans planned to impeach Barack Obama before he ever took the oath of office.
See how easy that is?

but only decided to proceed,after numerous occasions stating the opposite,when trump went after one of their own.

but please,let's make this about "the people" and what is "right and just" and is in no way about one political elite class attempting to utilize the constitution to punish another.with the help of the FBI and the CIA.

yep..this is aaaall about justice,and not about the ruling class.

Nobody has to change your mind, because the facts support your meme.

As Trump was being inaugurated, literally at the same moment, the Amazon Compost (aka WAPO) posted this article:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/01/20/the-campaign-to-impeach-president-trump-has-begun/