Li'l Timmy, age 16: We learned in my science class about mammary glands today! I guess my birth mom was the one who breastfed me.
She-dude: About that. You weren't adopted. You do know that, right?
Li'l Timmy, age 16: That's impossible! How would--
She-dude: I gave birth to you! And breastfed you!
Li'l Timmy, age 16: