"How's that border wall?"
**Coming along quite nicely, actually. No thanks to the democrats.
"How's getting Mexico to pay for it?"
**Pretty good, I guess. Although, them taking care of their southern border is quite helpful.
"The muslim ban?"
**What Muslim ban? You mean the ban the left tried to claim Trump wanted?
"How about that trade war?
**Well, since you asked, pretty well. Things take time. Better than no "trade war" at all and us continuing to get the shaft on everything.
"North Korea to give up nukes?"
**I don't know, probably not, but not everything is written in stone. At least he's trying, unlike previous presidents.
The 2018 mid-term elections where the Republican party lost? Hard."
**We lost some seats in the House. According to history we should have lost in the Senate as well. How was that "blue wave?" More like the "blue trickle."
"The highest rate of turn over in adminstration staff in history?"
**And?
"The hightest number of staff convicted of crimes and sent to jail?"
**What does that have to do with Trump not winning? James Comey was on his staff at one point.
"The highest number of cabinet members having to resign due to scandals?"
**You mean scandals like the Russian bullshit? Yeah, don't care.
"The hightest number of women credibly accusing him of sexual assault?"
**Credible accusations? According to whom? The democrat party?
"What exactly is he winning at?"
**Pretty much everything so far. No one bats 100%, but he's about as close to it as humanly possible.
