Flex Tape

In my condition

Just kidding :)

no boys like dogs

i'm kind of dumbfounded now

I like both cats and dogs :)

True

Lol

comes with 2 cats,one is a doctor,the other one is just a grumpy house cat
1 ball of yarn,and allergy pills just for 19.99 processing and handling so your grand total is $30.00 no tax

$60.00 is your grand total

Lol

Yikes. How old are the women you hang out with?

Pretty good :)

For me it's food

:)

But wait.... if cats are stoping the loneliness from pouring out... then doesn’t that mean that cats are pr ting us from loosing loneliness? I think I don’t understand the joke :c

It’s meant to imply that women get cats to fix loneliness, or get rid of it. Think of the loneliness as the leak, not the liquid. :)

Oh ok thanks :)

You’re welcome 😊
I seem to have a gift for explaining jokes

dont feel sad if you dont understand
once i didnt get the 789 joke (why is 6 afraid of 7? bc 7 ate 9)

bro this was like an entire year ago

who cares

Wow that's a lot of damage.

Lol

Trust me... my cat has her ways to let me know....
For starters by not running away in agony whenever I come to her, and sometimes even acting very very happy whenever she sees me.

Its odd they prefer cats to being around someone like you, eh? Wonder why?

...then wear pussy hat...register Democrat

https://gamejolt.com/@Tricky/post/i-got-an-impossible-challenge-for-ya-3ns8bpsx << Me and my cat, when I just came out of bed before I took a shower, so I look terrible on that picture (and since I don't want you to see that picture unwarned, I just linked to it in stead of posting it), and I didn't meet my razors either, nor did I brush my hair, but I hope the picture will still convince you that I am not a woman :P

Creepy cat lady scary

Lmao it's so true. Ive seen many cat ladies online and in real life.