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"Ah' swear tah' god, if any bear so much as looks at mah' hut!" | YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF; YOU ARGUE THAT YOU NEED 300 HANDGUNS, IN CASE A BEAR EVER ATTACKS YOUR HOME. | image tagged in jeff foxworthy,guns,politicstoo | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
325 views 15 upvotes Made by OberstGylbert 5 years ago in politicsTOO
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5 ups, 5y,
4 replies
So you can't or won't quote all those international laws you claim to be so knowledgeable about. Instead you'll just flap your lips like an old cow pissing on a flat rock.
3 ups, 5y
We're waiting...
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Your still on about that? Fine.

Article 14 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights states that "Everyone has the right to seek and to enjoy in other countries asylum from persecution." The United Nations 1951 Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees and the 1967 Protocol Relating to the Status of Refugees guides national legislation concerning political asylum. Under these agreements, a refugee (or for cases where repressing base means has been applied directly or environmentally to the refugee) is a person who is outside that person's own country's territory (or place of habitual residence if stateless) owing to fear of persecution on protected grounds. Protected grounds include race, caste, nationality, religion, political opinions and membership or participation in any particular social group or social activities. Rendering true victims of persecution to their persecutor is a violation of a principle called non-refoulement, part of the customary and trucial Law of Nations.

These are the accepted terms and criteria as principles and a fundamental part in the 1951 United Nations Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees non-refoulement order.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Great you can cut n paste. Now argue how it's enforceable upon a country by another. Also feel free to tell us why asylum seekers ask for asylum at the US/Mex border vs USEMB in their native country.
5 ups, 5y,
1 reply
"Now argue how it's enforceable upon a country by another"

Its not. Under the 20th Amendment of the US Constitution International agreements are part of the law of the land or some such. Can't remember the exact wording

"Also feel free to tell us why asylum seekers ask for asylum at the US/Mex border vs USEMB in their native country."

Because A) They might not be able to reach the US Embassy or a Consulate safely. B) There current situation forces them to move unexpectedly and they can't go to the Embassy or a Consulate. C) If they do they would face severe retaliation.

Anyway, If you want to have this disscusion, make a meme and invite me to that meme to talk with you, because at the moment this has got nothing to do with the current meme
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Nope, your not the meme police cupcake. So why wouldn't asylum seekers stop in any USEMB along the arduous trek? Go ahead, keep it up, you're doing great.
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
"So why wouldn't asylum seekers stop in any USEMB along the arduous trek"

Because they usially are not let into cities in foreign nations by the govt.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
And why not?
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Because they don't want to deal with them in their cities? How should I know?
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Aww come on. Don't flounder now. You can do it!
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
No seriously. How should I know what the mitives of Foreign governments are. They probably are not ready or don't want to deal with them. Its a likely explanation.
2 ups, 5y
Your sauce is like egg noodles n ketchup
3 ups, 5y
You mean the Constitution "Quote"?

I can go and copy the offical wording if you want
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3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
4 ups, 5y,
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Are you the same guy as colonel gylbert is not American?
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Its also resistDemocraticCommunism, If**king_HateDemocrats, DownwiththeDemocraticParty and so on and so forth
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Grind?
4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Don't think so. Grind at the very least never used to argument that as a German I do't know shit about America to the extent that This shapeshifter is.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Fair enough
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Actually whatever did happen to him? He got banned?
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Q got him
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
2 ups, 5y
No slightly salty
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
"You even ignorantly used a Republican who supports our President for your meme."

Hey, I am not well versed into the Political leanings of Celebrities regardless of Nation.

"I live in the south too. You’re “you might be a redneck” schtick is also false."

??? But I didn't say that. the meme says something Completely different
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
4 ups, 5y
"You're not well versed in America period"

No seriously. I know next to nothing about Celebrities. Infact a large majority of Celebrities I know Are Americans or live in America. I just don't bother with celebrities

"And I didn't get banned"

Of course you didn't. Keep telling yourself that and you might one day belive it
3 ups, 5y
Was*
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
I'm curious, how much of a comment timer did you have by the end of yesterday's account?
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1 up, 5y
Yesterday's account? What? Whats happened?
3 ups, 5y
Countries in the Americas and Africa experiencing large-scale displacement as the result of armed conflicts found that the 1951 Convention definition did not go far enough in addressing the protection needs of their populations. Consequently, both Article 3 of the Cartagena Declaration and Article 1(2) of the 1969 OAU Convention extend refugee status to an individual who “owing to external aggression, occupation, foreign domination or events seriously disturbing public order in either part or the whole of his country of origin or nationality, is compelled to leave his place of habitual residence in order to seek refuge in another place outside his country of origin or nationality.” OAU Convention Governing the Specific Aspects of the Refugee Problem in Africa, art. 1(2); accord Cartagena Declaration on Refuge
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4 ups, 5y,
3 replies
Sorry, Jeff Foxworthy is a Republican:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Foxworthy
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 5y,
1 reply
What?
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
https://www.npr.org/2016/11/27/503345751/liberal-rednecks-are-killing-southern-stereotypes-with-comedy
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Oh some silly leftist comedian I never heard of. Not killing much I say. I live in the south.
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
You live in the south? Im sorry, I hope things turn around for you.
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1 up, 5y
Things are just fine for me thank you.
2 ups, 5y
Recovery has been difficult since the Negros got freed.
4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Okay? So what?
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4 ups, 5y,
2 replies
You are using the wrong person for your silly memes.
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Just fits. I'll be sure to use another picture then next time
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2 ups, 5y,
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5 ups, 5y
5 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y
Is that Charles Manson's brother, Dwight?
1 up, 5y
"Well, are you going to say the politicians in Germany are mine too?"

No, because I motherf**king don't own them They are Human beings go***amn it! You make it sound like they are Chattel!
"You’re in Germany, I’m in America."
You don't say
2 ups, 5y,
2 replies
Am I doing anything to America?
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3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
ColonelGylbert_Is_a_Nazi

wow....

just wow...

Things escalated much?
2 ups, 5y
3 ups, 5y
"You are trying to influence policy and select our politicians."

As great as this site maybe I don't think its got that type of range or influence
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Give your anus a rest, you sad commie.
2 ups, 5y
2 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
2 ups, 5y
No reply option to your reply to my commiebot, but it seems the case, yeah.
3 ups, 5y
4 ups, 5y
4 ups, 5y,
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"Things happen when you butt into foreign affairs you know nothing about."

Thats funny. Your funny
3 ups, 5y,
3 replies
I guess this begs the question if you are not an american citizen what the f**k do you care about our 2nd amendment and how we chose to express ourselves wether it be via hunting, target shooting, or doomsday prepping?
2 ups, 5y
Heh? But I've got nothing against the 2. Amendment.
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0 ups, 5y,
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4 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
1 reply
UP THE RA!!!

Listen to this song laonsite!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3oL7KnJ1yA

What does the IRA have to do with the recent comments here though?
1 up, 5y
1 up, 5y
Did you listen to the song by the way?
0 ups, 5y,
2 replies
"Mueller accused Concord Management and Consulting, LLC of producing propaganda, pretending to be U.S. activists online and posting political content on social media in order to sow discord among American voters." hmmm what do you all think?
2 ups, 5y
different one the image though
1 up, 5y
"pretending to be U.S. activists "

Am I pretending to be an American?
1 up, 5y
What question is begged is where do you think you are and since when was that website you're on exclusive only to Americans, especially considering that a really really large portion of the Trumpite fakers keep Euro hours, not EST - PST?
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2 ups, 5y,
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Well, I agree he is wrong, but I would hardly say that saying misinformed crap on Imgflip is like invading other countries.
2 ups, 5y
Thanks... I guess?
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
amazing considering all the hubbub about Russian interference in our election via social media... we need a imgflip probe.
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0 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
1 up, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
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1 up, 5y
3 ups, 5y,
2 replies
You've had quite the fan club the past couple days.
4 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Quite
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
What the hell is going on???
3 ups, 5y,
3 replies
I don't even know. It all started when I talked with If_ckinghatedemocrats (The first itteration of ColGyl is a Nazi) and he kept being a stupid bastard and calling me uninformed and unable to comment on American affairs because I am German and thats it. Anyway to make a long story short he did a series of stupid shit which got him banned so often that I think he might be blaming me for it and Chosan chose to join in too calling me a Nazi Imperialist just cuz I am German. Its f**king annoying. But what can you do?
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
He is also an alt of a user who was called Brandon6.
3 ups, 5y,
1 reply
F**king hell. He really /is/ a Shapeshifter. And quite shifty. Perhaps he needs a nickname?
1 up, 5y,
1 reply
Yep. Few things worse than a shifty, shitty shapeshifter. But you did a good job putting him in his place.
1 up, 5y
Thank you.
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2 ups, 5y,
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I have no idea how to even react to this.
2 ups, 5y
3 ups, 5y
"Well, who do you think you are?"

Well, I'm some guy from Germany who likes American Politics

"You tell me you know more about the country"

No I probably don't. But I definetly know enough about it
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
Morons like ColonelGylbert_Is_a_Nazi is why Imgflip should do IP bans.
2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
maybe once an id gets annoying enough and gets enough complaints the uid could have a new link added next to it, "block user" - blocking just that user and just for the user doing the blocking. now that would be helpful.
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2 ups, 5y,
1 reply
And look! He's gone again!
2 ups, 5y
1 up, 5y
Yeah, but not all Republicans are completely stupid...
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