Elmo: Wow, I didn't realize how good of a cook Big Bird was. Speaking of which, where is Big Bird.
Count: Don't you see, Big Bird is already at the table.
Elmo: Where? Where?
Oscar: Clean out your eyes and lets eat already.
Elmo: Okay, but Big Bird should get the first slice.
Oscar: Don't worry, Big Bird will be every slice.
Elmo: That doesn't sound fair to us that Big Bird gets to eat all of this and leave none for us. Plus, would it be better for Big Bird to see the smiles on our faces while we enjoy this blessed meal.
Oscar: The only ones get blessed right now is Big Bird's family since we are being from eating by you.
Elmo: That a brilliant idea, let invite Big Bird's family. They would love to try this cooking.
Oscar: I only have enough room for one meal today, now let hurry up and eat before--
* He stopped at the sound a loud bulb and the entire meal gone. *
Count: I count zero, zero slices left. Ha, ha, ha.
* Oscar stares hateful across the table to the one that smells of garlic and butter. *
Oscar: Damn it, Cookie Monster, you selfish pig.
Elmo: Cookie Monster doesn't look like a pig.
Oscar: You shut up too!