My response to "Be Social"

I've seen this on a t-shirt but a doormat is just on the next level :D

Double comment, double upvote!

Shit. My damn laptop told me the comment didn't work!! I'll delete the other one :D

:)

If I were you, I think I'd pass!

totally me when I'm told to socially interact with someone

interaction with humans should be brief, functional, and transactional. No time for small talk or drama.

I take it you like to stay huddled up in a box all by yourself, am I right or wrong?

Woods, actually.

Yes! I love the woods!

does talking to people online count as social interaction?

Yeah, but you only get half credit!

Well, I agree!