I got this in the bag.

It's an undocumented purchase. :)

Stealing meat... reminds me of college.

I guess the left wouldn’t care, though, because it wants everyone to get everything free through communism.

What’s even worse is that she wants to eat a carcass!

illegal alien and shplifter is not a good analogy

Both people are breaking the law. This just asks you to imagine if people did the same thing trying to use euphamisms and blatantly wrong descriptors to make it seem like it's ok.

illegal shopper isnt an accurate name for a shoplifter either so your point is illegal immigrant and immigrant are both wrong?

Yes. Immigrant is a term for one who LEGALLY enters the country.

God, I'm such a smartass. Duh!