Hide the Pain Harold

Clever. I almost fell for it ;-)

You could have broke two by egging a house and then the two you ate for breakfast. Or you could have beat two of the eggs at poker leaving them broke and unable to pay their debt, you fried them as they didn’t have legs to break (yet) and after all that you were hungry and ate two of the four you had left. But I should warn you against eating raw eggs.

(I could go on and on, but with no one to egg me on, I’ll stop:) )

On and on and wind up with 31/2 eggs at the end!

4 eggs left

He has 6 eggs, because he broke 2, fried 2 and ate 2. 12-6 equals 6. Assuming frying 2 means eating and eating 2 means he ate them raw. Otherwise 4

6

Harold... buddy...

you never had eggs, Harold.

Only right.

4

4 eggs, 6 if you count our natural eggs ;-)

4 because you broke the two to get two fried eggs and then you ate the two fried eggs