When you get busted with more blow than you can hide.

I can explain guys, let me explain! I was taking a walk during the peaceful afternoon. Then, all of the sudden a heavy but delicate gust of wind picked up. Next, I saw something blowing in the wind headed my way. When it got closer I realized what it was. I tried running but I was to slow. It silently slipped into my purse and was never to be seen by me again.

Haha!
This is a definite upvote ;-)

Lmao Nixie. Excellent!

It doesn't help that her deadbeat boyfriend can't pay the Internet bill and is still stuck on first gen dial up.

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Here's an upvote

*to the tune of big rock candy mountain

LMAO! Great one!

I was thinking more along the lines of Sea of Love by Robert Plant.

like this?

Not that I disagree with you

I don't feel that. I think we can crack a joke with out the thread necessarily being political.

Thank goodness!

I know right
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FAR Better LLOKING Anyway!