Haha, you're so funny! I currently live in a 1910 farmhouse that does have a basement. I busted out the floor last summer (over 2000 5-gallon buckets of slab and dirt), dug down two feet to accommodate my freakish 6'6" height, and my father re-poured the floor for me. He's a retired mason, so I paid for materials only (haha, not really...he refused payment so I gave my mom the money and she did not tell him about it). My parents have no money, but fortunately for them, their kids do. It's funny you mention my trailer! I have a Weehouse, built by Alchemy Architects! I was the second person in the state in which I reside to have one! It is now considered a permanent fixture on some land a friend of mine allows me to use for deer hunting. I'd show you some pictures, but frankly, you do not deserve to see this masterpiece. Made from two 20' shipping containers, it may sound like a dump, but it's beautiful. It is my dream cabin! When I can afford some lake property nearby where I prefer to hunt, I will relocate it. It will then be a trailer once again; albeit, just for a short drive to its forever home. Anyhow, good luck with getting over your bitterness from the 2016 election where your archenemy, Donald Trump, defeated Hillary Clinton, to become the 45th POTUS. He's your President, he's my President, he's every American citizen's President! Just six more years of his antics and I suspect you will take your own life - for the betterment of all humanity!