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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | WHEN ATHEISTS QUOTE SCRIPTURE; TO CHRISTIANS | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | WHEN CHRISTIANS QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO NON-CHRISTIANS AS THOUGH THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN SOMETHING TO THEM | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I only do that when non Christians misquote Scripture or take it out of context.
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | EVEN SATAN QUOTED SCRIPTURE WHILE TRYING TO PERVERT IT | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Satan was called the Great God of Light for a reason,,,
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"...In OUR image"

"Thou shalt worship no OTHER GodS before me"

Yahweh for Judeans
&
Elohim for Israel

The Garden of eden story was borrowed from the Sumerians, who themselves borrowed it from the Egyptians. The two besties who fueded over whether their pet apes should partake of the fruit from whence the GodS recieved the gift of wisdom? Both were GodS in those versions.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:
The Egyptians borrowed the story from the originators, the worshippers of Satan. In their version - THE first and thus true version - just like in the Bible, Satan was the good God, the jealous narcissistic spiteful wrathful other God? Not so nice - as depicted throughout the rest of the scriptures.
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Garden of Eden*
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Satan was called Lucifer, the highest of all the angels in Heaven. He was cast out of heaven as a fallen angel because of his desire to be God instead of a servant of God
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In Genesis. And Lucifer literally means what?
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DJFox that's not what the Holy Bible says
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Atheist: *shows scripture in the Bible about slavery*
Christian: YOUR'RETAKLJKLAHKLHINIGN IT OUTTA CONTEEXTTTT!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!11!1!11!!1
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Lol.
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A lot of Scripture is taken out of context when not studied to know what it means
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Questioning things for contradictions yeilds the superior grasp as compared to open acceptance of them as absolute.
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Atheists quote scripture to prove their questioning.
Christians quote scripture to prove their ignorance.
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Atheists misquote Scripture because they have no idea what they are talking about. Christians quote Scripture because they know what it means because they have studied it
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Atheists who were Christians know what the scripture means.
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If they were true Christians to begin with, they would not become Atheists
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the classic """"""true Christian""""""" argument I've used several times.
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Atheists do not misquote scripture, defies the point of analyzing it and displaying the issues they have with it.

Christians, following the lead of Saul/Paul and later Constantine and the Council of Nicea, routinely ignore, misquote, and distort scripture, corrupting it as Revelations said those following the Son of the Jackel seated in Rome, who will steal the word of the Chosen and call it their own, corrupting it beyond recognition would.
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You are very wrong, Christians who study the Bible do not misquote Scripture.
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They do all the time, ignoring vast swaths of what doesn't fit their corruption of it, and not even attempting to live in accordance to what little they pretend to acknowledge.
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Y'all can argue your point til the cows come home but you won't sway me away from what God's Word says.
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