Loved this one, just had to be memed...
AN AMERICAN GUY IN THE UK STOPS IN A PUB, SEES THREE HEAVY WOMEN CHATTING BY THEMSELVES, AND DECIDES TO BE SOCIAL. HE WALKS UP AND SAYS, "I COULDN'T HELP CATCHING YOUR ACCENT, WOULD YOU THREE LASSIES BE FROM SCOTLAND?"; ONE OF THEM SCREECHES BACK AT HIM ANGRILY, "IT'S WALES, YOU BLOODY IDIOT! WALES!!! HUMBLED, HE REPLIES, "I AM SO VERY TERRIBLY SORRY. ARE YOU THREE WHALES FROM SCOTLAND?"; AND THAT'S THE LAST THING HE REMEMBERS.
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