S O R R Y, never learned it.

Oh bloomin 'eck, we got a bloody box of frogs here. We do, we do. Hope your American fluffer Will stop being such a big girl's blouse. Lord save the Queen!

bloo'y*

heh heh

What if I'm an American that speaks British?

http://www.newsminer.com/features/our_town/at_the_library_column/shakespeare-s-accent-probably-sounded-more-american-than-modern-british/article_d121c6a8-b5b1-11e4-95a6-3f2ca64214d9.html

Same reason the English don't speak American.

One word: History.

And every other word with extraneous vowels!

This photo has been reposted more times then there are years in my life (no complaining just stating a FACT)

This is so true actually!! They sound english but actually speak American.

Hilarious, but not how you intended it.

If you take Chinese for the guide, I guess "traditional" thus denotes "synonymous with spoken by a tiny fraction, disregarded by those who learn it as a second language, replete with archaisms, and looked to by no one as the actual standard" :-P

And I thought most Brits spelled Brit - reasonably - with one t per the original it shortens from. But suit yourself I guess.

I meant to write Brit, but I guess the American language got to me.

Glad you came clean; I have been worrying about the spelling all day.

Nice try, Americans spell it with one t too ;-)