heaven requirements

Those are decent qualities, IMV

Usually a self-righteous douche nozzle

"Show me your faith without your works and I will show you my faith by my works"?

"For by grace are ye saved through
faith; and that not of yourselves: it is
the gift of God: Not of works, lest any
man should boast." Eph. 2:8-9

didn't the criminal hanging on the cross next to Jesus convert the day and hour of his death?

ah yes, but we don't know exactly when our death will be, unless we take our own lives right? I'd rather not worry about the terrible lifestyle and the guilt associated with it. So, there really is incentive to live accordingly!

as far as i'm concerned, it's all about being a good person. and all that sounds like good people stuff to me