They have more ways to take your money then the government does.
WE SEE YOU ONLY HAVE $.56 IN YOUR ACCOUNT. HERE IS AN $8.00 MAINTENANCE FEE FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH IN YOUR ACCOUNT. YOU NOW OWE US $7.44. BUT WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH IN YOUR ACCOUNT TO PAY US. YOU ARE IN THE RED. HERE IS A $35 OVERDRAFT FEE.
THANK YOU FOR USING BANK OF AMERICA. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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