Overly simplistic dolts who can't think for themselves subscribe to such two dimensional stupidity. Both your imaginary sides are functions of the same self serving machine of which you are a mere cog.
Both your 'sides' eat at the same table.
For example:
Schumer > DACA > Gov't shutdown > On second thought, never mind.
Git it?
Oh, that's right, you can't.
Horseshoe theory, son, look it up.
Oops, my show is back on, gotta go, and you're kinda boring.
Laterz?