Sounds about legit.
7 ups, 2y,
It was when I said something about his mother that might of set him off...I'm not completely sure though....lol...
5 ups, 2y,
Or just blame the car. People are not responsible for their actions, the inanimate objects in their possession are. Most likely your car is an automatic rather than a manual stick shift so your car is an "assault car" and is inherently evil and should be banned.
3 ups, 2y
Officer, "Did you know you were speeding?"
Me, "I was just keeping up with traffic."
Officer, " But you are the only one on the road. "
1 up, 2y,
Viewed and upvoted.
Maybe the best one today! :-)
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COP: "GOOD AFTERNOON. YOU WERE GOING A LITTLE FAST BACK THERE"; ME: "THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION; I WILL CONDUCT AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION AND DETERMINE IF THERE WAS ANY WRONG DOING"
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