LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES

LIFE IN THESE UNITED  STATES | I'M NOT RELIGIOUS . . . BUT I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY | image tagged in funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MY BODY HAS ALWAYS BEEN GLUTEN FREE ALTHOUGH THERE ARE SOME NITRATES IN MY BLOOD | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Third World Skeptical Kid Meme | SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS PEOPLE EAT A WHITE DUDE AND DON'T GET LYNCHED | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | HE WAS WHITE! | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Fake Alex | YEA, JEWISH DUDE BORN IN THE MIDDLE EAST BEFORE AIRPORTS WAS 'WHITE' - YOU ARE A BIGGER IDIOT THAN MOST MY LISTENERS | image tagged in fake alex | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | YOU GOT PROOF | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Nah, he was white. Sorry bud.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I'm not religious...
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2 ups
Me either. I've just studied all the religion's and found the one to fight for.
Praise kek.
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Race trader. >: l
He defiantly wasn't a ni... black
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4 ups, 2 replies
No. But middle eastern are not Caucasian either.
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Um, wot?

Look up
Caucasian,
Caucasia,
and the Caucasus Mountains.
Not only are they Caucasoids, they invented the damn thing.
The earliest Caucasians emerged out of Asia Minor (The Middle East), and migrated East and North and West. Those people still live there today.

And if you're serious about African-American Jesus NOT born in Africa, look up the lost tribe of Israel for funzies.
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4 ups, 2 replies
North Americans weren't white either.
He was white dude, trust me.
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Lol. Hahaha. <3
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Ever post and realize the snowflakes don’t get the message because it was over their cloud cover?
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All the time. Just post. Sit back. Enjoy a cold one with the boys. And chuckle. Lol
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Tan, tha man was tan.
Jehudi,
Yahweh,
The Chosen,
Messiahs.

Can't worship a Jew for being the supposed Savior of the Jews (even tho he did absolutely NOTHING Messianic) then claim he is not a Jew.
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Ahhh, does it now....smh.
You're a chip off thee ol liberal block jackson.
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No, when I was 15, A Baptist classmate showed me Revelations.
Or you calling God a liar? Didn't He write that Book?

Liberals say this stuff about the Bible? HAA, them lot are almost as 'well read' as their conservative buttbuddies.

PS: I take it you didn't read my reply above to Dr Jayzuz-wuz-from-Mother-Africa.
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That's funny.
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Son of the Jackyl, seated in Rome, who would steal the religion of the Chosen, corrupt it beyond recognotion, and call it their own.
Christianity IS the Beast. It's in the Bible. So it's true.
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No Catholic would ever call the Eucharist a communion wafer, and no host is ever gluten free. It would either be an illicit or invalid Mass if the host is of an incorrect form. Also, I can't find any parish that is called Holy Father. Most churches are named after Saints or a doctrinal phrase.
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Upvote either way LOL!
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Hey, don't let that stop you.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Lol. In the weekly bulletin they can list the wafers nutritional values and calorie count
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Lol.
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...as well as grape juice for those going through a 12 step program :))))
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'...'as well as grape juice for those going through a 12 step program''

-and those under 18 years-old? LOL
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Many years ago, I went to a buddy's Pentacostal Service and was blown away.
They didn't use those wafer thing...they used a REAL LOAF OF BREAD! Pastor broke it in two, each side of the room got half, and we just handed it on down from person-to-person.

(And you prayed everybody had clean hands!!!___LOL)
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My motto is:"If some weird shit happens to you,make a "Confession Bear" meme about it".And believe me,I have a LOT to confess!
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you're right...that WOULD have made a good conf. bear meme :)
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i.imgflip.com/21h1a7.jpg (click to show) When people ask me if I'm baptized or not,I just tell them this! Most of them don't believe it,but all my friends do,because they know extremely well how clumsy I am xD
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