Your red herring is asking if I have a theory that has mountains of evidence. It is not relevant to the complaint I was making.
The theory of evolution (not even the fact that it is based on abiogenesis and has no other way of explaining the existence of life, matter, or energy, or the existence of coherent laws of nature as far as I have heard).
The most simple nonsensical piece of evolution separate from its lack of any scientific explanation for the existence of the universe is its dependency upon creatures gaining genetic information over mutation, a process that damages and alters, but does not add genetic information in any kind of predictable or productive way. The evolutionary progression by microevolution alone does not explain the diversity of life forms that we see - macro evolution would be required, and at the moment evidence (as well as common sense) really doesn't favor macroevolution.
If I went to propose the theory that I believe is most substantially evidenced, I would state at best one that is not fully supported by evidence. Science has its limits - and I think that this field will never eliminate the doubts of all. However, if pushed, I will perhaps share what I think created the universe, albeit my original goal was merely to reference how silly our current origin theory of evolution/abiogenesis.
Alliteration alters all anomalies allowing for awesome aerial arguments. (That was not nearly as good as your alliteration - well done.)
Thank you for your willingness to discuss this in a useful fashion rather than merely hurling derogatory reference and memes back and forth.