Point made.

Sometimes evolution backtraces it's previous successes, besides violence is the greatest problemsolver ever. Enough violence and ALL problems dissappear. Violence is an evolutionary success-story...

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Just talk to me and tell me how the deleted meme should have looked, I can envision it :D

No i made them then deleted them immediately because no one would've got my sense of humour

I have the exact same feeling, most of my memes get between 1-3 upvotes because of my humor, but do you see that stopping me ? :D I'm into imgflip mainly because of the humor, not the networking which seems to be what really gives the points around here. I promise to be recklessly honest on your memes... Which will probably scare you even more, so ok forget it :D

People thought we'd have flying cars in the 21st century. We have fidget spinners instead

Actually we have plenty of prototypes, and once selfdriving cars get's the political backup of becomming driverless there will be a serious race in what version of flying car will be the new "wolkswagon" :D

How can the History Channel drone on and on about superior alien technology, aliens minding over us, aliens helping us evolve, ad nauseum....when the end result will be Chumlee!!!!

No other species have evolved past spawning offspring, so you are looking at a success story.

I was going to comment with a mr. panty smile picture

lol ;)

Science define theory quite different from how the public defines it :D

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Actually I don't care if you eventually learn evolution is the real thing, because I use it daily to improve my skills in the most advanced game out there MagicTheGathering. I actually have evolution build my stuff for me, so I'm pretty damn sure it's for real. Anyways, the Whole point of memeing is to see if your meme makes it through the chaff, so why disbelivers of evolution even happen to be here is a riddle to me :D

Exactly! I told everyone that evolution made me a pizza last night and no one believed me! The ignorance of humans????

Again I don't need you to believe in evolution, just tell me you won't wan't anymore education and I'll stop bothering you, but I will humiliate you if you taunt me like that. God told me he'll help me with that...

Also I'm prepared! Fire away

So you are willing to debate freely and intellectually about science?
I have to warn you that I have had engaged such convesations in the past, and I have managed to turn an avid believer in creationism into a firm beleiver in science. Are you really willing to wager your faith with an old devil like me ? :)

Fun fact: today was the anniversary of evolution????

yay :D

I have spent the last 3 years debating this subject, so yes:)

Well, from my side of the table, I split religious people into two types, true believers and false believers. The true ones get an advantage of the community but also delivers to it. The false types also gets the advantages of the community, and rarely delivers much to it without getting more out of it. I cannot know which type you belong to unless we have lenghty discussions, but if you are a false believer it's likely that you are either practicing your lying skills on me or hoping to use me as an example by pointing out fragments of our conversation to other believers. From your point of view, if you are a true believer, you have expressed disbelief in me using evolution on a daily basis. There may be several reasons for this belief, either noone has really managed to explain all the works of evolution to you, or you think of me as a liar by default. You may think I'm part of an organisation covering for evolution by being a figurehead that tramples over the net with propaganda. I'm very interrested in knowing why you don't think I use evolution as a Tool, so let's start with that :D

I do not think of you as a "liar" only as someone who uses hypothetical theories as "tools" instead of using undeniable evidence such as fossils and sedimentary layers as hard proof for age. Methods such as radiocarbon dating have been used on things like trees that are only 15 years old, and then given a millennium old date. This is EXTREMELY unreliable but still used

I used to make computer simulations, but my computer burned Down (actually it sort of exploded in a spark and some smoke because I was messing with the wrong things on it) so I started to use paper as a statistical Tool, and made a "papercomputer" by using the paper, stocastical values and my own knowledge of programming. The papers are put into some cardsleeves and the cards are then shuffled. Each paperstrip has it's own "program" that I follow as if I was the computer, and a lot of the strips has some values to measure different settings of the whole thing. It may sound weird, but the time it took me to simulate the same results with an ordinary computer was about three month's, but with paperstrips I got exactly the same "answer" to a question I was researching (I used it to test stuff involving the game "magic the gathering") Part of this process involves evolution by running different strip programs against each other and having "natural selection" decide what gets to survive. The whole setup produces concepts that are not really humanmade. I suggest stuff to the paperstrips by replacing dead paperstrips with new ideas, but it is not really up to me if evolution wants to keep what I suggest, and often I end up feeling amazed about how the whole thing get's results I've never dreamed of by myself. I often post about all this on gaming sites and have a small group of followers that are interrested in the process, and a few has learned to use paperstrips in a primitive way. One of these days I'm going to use strips to play online poker to beat some of their bots :D Do you want a link to some of the sites just to get an idea of what's going on ? I guess you consider evolution to be hypothetical as well?

By evolutionists to disprove creationism; why's that?

i agree that evolution was just made up true or not. it was made up by a guy who had a brain just like any of us and was born from a mother just like any of us so idk

So if it's made up, how come so many companies base themselves on snipping and cutting dna earning billions on improving all the small aspects in life ???
They seem to become rich by believing in evolution, so based on that alone, if I wasn't already convinced it Works I'd join in hoping to break my own fortune...

Hello??? Money!

If they fake evolution to make Money, someone obviously will lose money, so why are almost ALL companies involved in dna getting rich, and why isn't there any Companies out there complaining about all the fraud? Is the devil supporting them and covering up the hustlers tracks ? Hmm?

well the thing is life isn't all about money. and although you are right that you can improve the small aspects in life, you could also improve every single big and little thing in life by believing in Jesus and the Bible because then everything would seem like it has a purpose, because it does. I'm not saying that it makes everything all better magically, because it for sure does not. i'm just saying that it gives you a fresh perspective that makes hard things easier and the small happy things bigger and better.

I'm sorry, but I don't believe in religion, I am however, quite a fan of positive thinking, and have learned enough about placebo to constantly reinforce my own happyness without relying on any gods. In general religious people are leaning in on the same placebo as I am, but with different triggers. In my eyes all religions have become corrupted in the extreme and are ruled by a lot of fake prophet's that have something to gain from being a religious leader. Think about it, there are thousands of religions with few variations in them, all fighting to tell people that their faith is the true one. That makes 999 of them liers, and if I had to either chose one and become a lifetime member or put my chances with darwinism I have to admit that I'm not even likely to gamble on anything less than 51% of a win :D

ok i mean thats your opinion and i value that

I've met lot's of religious people, and even more unreligious people, and the horrible fact is 90% of humanity lies a lot regardless of religion. I generally loathe liars, so I tend to aggressively inform everyone about the things that are considered Scientific facts since it's the only thing that's isolated from all the liars. That said I think it's okay when someone is honestly religious, even though I'd still correct the factuals :D

you're right, lying is something to be loathed. although, i do believe it really is almost impossible to know what is fact or not. yes, the clouds are 98% water and the fishes live in the ocean, but there are other things we just can't prove. There are many theories as to why things happen, though. and it is totally okay to believe in theories as long as you keep your mind open to new discoveries.

About 5 years ago I had my worldview changed. I discovered that most liers tend to support another persons lies even if they don't know the other lier. This is a doublewhammy against honest people WHO might not believe the first lier, but when the second lier "confirms the truth"/(supports the lie) the honest person will reconsider his oppinion. Both liers know the truth and thus gain some amount of power of the honest person by weaving a mental net together. So if you wan't to catch out a liar, tell them someone told you something that you almost believe, construct it in a way that if the testperson lies they will be able to get something out of it, and violla they can't resist to confirm the lie.

i see the point that you are making. we don't want to be falling into lies ourselves. so we need to be constantly on guard and follow our inner core, whatever it is. just as well, we should not be spreading lies to other susceptible people in the world.

It's a very human trait, and I don't think humans can stop lying, especially because we so often try to protect or improve other people with lies, santa clause, chewinggum will entangle on your ribs, kernels will grow out your ears, masturbation will make you blind. We lie in so many ways that I don't think we can turn back from lying, and the level of lies only increase in complexity. Conspiracies catch people who cares about others, destroying their lives, while liers simply ignore them or build upon them. The honest man is being erradicated, and fast in a concealed war that few know about. Soon only the liars will remain and they will spiral inwards in a larger and larger web of illusions. Pretty doomsdayish outlook, so let's hope the World realises the need of honesty and reverses it's path someday.

Yep. They can't prove the Big Bang theory and can't answer all the questions they have about the universe. They would have to find an exact earth in outer space to live on. How unique our Earth is. By an intelligent Designer. #dontbehatin

Once they couldn't prove how evolution made the steps from no eyes to eyes by random mutations. Now they know stuff Darwin never dreamed of, like the existance of horisontal evolution. Darwin found out how vertical evolution Works, scince recently discovered that bacteria and virusses cut and paste dna between species, so a cow for instance can end up with snake-dna. It turns out that if species live enough generations in close proximity they get snippets of each others dna. This happens most in the sea where bacteria and virus has easier access to dna when fish and other species spread their semen in the sea onto the females eggs, and a lot of it floats away with the waterflow. Just because they haven't solved bigbang doesn't mean they never will.

So from that: cows turn into snakes and grow an extra eye....can't say I've seen one of those before.

A simple addition of snake dna won't turn anything into a snake. But we have the technology to create organ-mice with human organs on them. The creation of a mice with a human ear on top of it's back is so much old news. Have you ever been to a natural museum and taken a look at their storage of human mutations? Have you ever seen a green baby with red deepwater eyes which is alive. Have you ever met a dwarf? The bible doesn't describe dwarfism, yet they exist...

A human ear on a mouse? Doesn't sound to much like "natural selection" happened there...Leviticus 21:18-20 "(18)No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; (19)no man with a crippled foot or hand, (20)or who is a hunchback or a DWARF, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles.

The older version goes like this:
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

I'll admit that dwarfs are in the bible, because frankly "the bible" is a "LOT" of scripture (pun on lot unintended).

Now comparing the words used I'd say the language used in the bible have evolved, or rather language itself have. If god gave us the different "tongues" how come they are changing. Gods work is after all viewed on as being unchanging.