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Philosoraptor Meme | IF A VAMPIRE AND A ZOMBIE BITE EACH OTHER DOES THE VAMPIRE TURN INTO A ZOMBIE OR DOES THE ZOMBIE TURN INTO A VAMPIRE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,funny,vampires,zombies | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Philosoraptor Meme | ZOMPIRE OR VAMPIE HAVE TO BE ONE OF THOSE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Philosoraptor Meme | WHAT POWERS WOULD THESE NEW SPECIES HAVE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ancient Aliens Meme | ALIEN POWERS | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THERE IS ONLY ONE POWER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHEN  A  VAMPIRE  IS  BITTEN  BY  A  ZOMBIE OFTENTIMES  THE  VAMPIRE  IS  TRANSFORMED  INTO  A  BLOOD  SUCKING  POLITICIAN | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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good one. lol
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Ancient Aliens Meme | ILLUMINATI | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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No powers. You must keep it in the family to get stronger. jews know this really well.
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Thank you
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'cause this is thriller...
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Vampires don't bite zombies, they want fresh clean blood. A zombie is rotten flesh.
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It looks like this outside here lol
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lol
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lol
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Lol
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Hmmm, I might enjoy the zombie apocalypse more than I originally thought...
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Lmao
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lol I'll pass. I'm sure Isay has the director's cut Bluray though :)
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Lol he probably does! Just kidding anyway. As nasty as I am I don’t watch porn.
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Lol :)
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The vampire would turn into a zombie; zombie blood is infected and zombies can survive without it. As long as a zombie's brain is intact, it survives. Note that zombies don't feel pain, and pain exists to inform our brains about injuries we are sustaining, because injuries threaten our lives. If zombies do not feel pain, then they are not concerned with injuries they sustain (remember in TWD the zombie survives even while decapitated). Losing mass amounts of blood would be an injury; thus, zombies aren't concerned with losing their blood, and the zombie would win.

Also, the situation is impossible regardless. Vampires wouldn't bite a zombie because vampires are only concerned with fresh, clean blood; a zombie's blood is infected, also zombie flesh is rotten.
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I just remembered that vampires are both dead and immune to diseases, and zombies happen because of a virus. So they'd bite each other, the vampire would realize that he just bit a zombie, spit out the flesh then kill the zombie.

Also, the hybrids are entirely pointless. It still transmits the disease via saliva contact/teeth. The only thing that would change is the speed and strength of the zompire...
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I know!
They both turn into ZOM-PIRES!
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They do. They're already dead.
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They both turn into zombie-vamires.
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Zombire!
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obviously they become a hybrid zompire
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a zombie wouldn't bite a vampire, zombies sense the difference between alive and dead, because solanum can't infect a dead brain, and a vampire is dead (undead). also, zombie blood is stagnant and congealed due to (pretty much) death, which means no blood to drink, which means no vampire sustenance, which, in turn, means no vampy noms. *drops mic*
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those are from irresponsible vampires meeting irresponsible zombies
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You too are of the same mind. lol
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lol I got to start reading the whole thread before I post
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Way to think outside the box isay, isay
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lol :)
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why not both
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Excellent :)
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Thanks!
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only the vampire would turn because vampires are not alive nor dead, and so are zombies also zombies only want to eat healthy host, and the vampire is infected with a form of poison so zombies would think they are one of them or not be interested.
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I just had a thought. We don't know the genders of the two species.
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Does it matter? :)
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possibly
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Reminds me of that "Vampire Werewolves" sketch from that cartoon that I can't remember the name of.
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they both turn into zombie-vampires
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