That reminds me of an Eddie Murphy (I THINK) routine where he was in the grocery store with his Uncle and his uncle's screaming "WHY DO THE BLACK OLIVES HAVE TO BE IN CANS AND THE GREEN OLIVES GET TO BE IN JARS?" LMAO
Then, there's this story, as long as we're talking about olives, a pizza place thought that "Black Olives Matter" would be a good advertising slogan. Give this a read, it's funny http://www.denverpost.com/2016/07/25/black-olives-matter-sales/