I remember a club in Omaha that had a fat dancer that made more money than the hot ones!!!

I remember a club in Omaha that had a fat dancer that made more money than the hot ones!!!  | YOU HAVE TO ADMIT AT LEAST THEY'RE HONEST | image tagged in deja vu,memes,funny signs,funny,honesty in advertising,signs/billboards | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
3,749 views, 114 upvotes, Made by Raydog 11 months ago deja vumemesfunny signsfunnyhonesty in advertisingsigns/billboards
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50 TO 3? SEEMS LIKE A GOOD RATIO TO ME | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Last time I went to one it was about 50/50.
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB IN YEARS | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
They don't have any strip clubs where I live...the closest one use to be about 12 miles away, but it got closed down.
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That sucks. It's tough out here for strip clubs in the midwest lol
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Nebraskans are some of the most anal people in the midwest too...they'll probably be the last state to legalize marijuana too...
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mmmm Montreal....
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Steve Harvey Meme | I WOULD GO TO THE BALLET MORE OFTEN IF THEY STRIPPED | image tagged in memes,steve harvey | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Poor you, how do you manage?

*sarcasm*
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Chances are, it's really the other way around.
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That's usually how it works out...LOL
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Lol! :)
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I think I have, no joke. Isn't it in Seattle or something?
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Not sure where that particular location is at...they have many.
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There's a Deja Vu in Nashville. Might not be there anymore though. It's been a while since I've been downtown or to a "gentlemen's club" and the part of town it is/was in has had a lot of new developement.
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Yikes.
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Like Melissa McCarthy before she lost weight.
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Back in the day, at a club down town, there was a pregnant girl dancing at a place. A couple of the guys told her they would pay extra for a shot glass of her breast milk. She wouldn't do it.
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That shit tastes nasty!!!
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Lol.
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I've seen more than a few women dance up until the start of the 3rd trimester... the most interesting was one who's natural state was just 'thick' enough that you had to have known her before and had to be looking for the signs to know it...

anyway I'd visited the place on 3 occasions about 5 months apart (from first to the third visit) on the 2nd visit i suspected.. by the 3rd, I was sure, so i flat out asked when she was due... from what I understand she stopped dancing that week
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It's interesting to 'people watch' at some clubs... as far as the fat Dancer in Ohama... it takes all kinds, and being Nebraska you can assume there's an innate appeal of the 'farmer's wife'...

there's a place in MN out side of a town 'called' White Cloud (it's not the real name, but a reference some old 'race issues') but at the club if you're paying attention the Black Dancers tend to get most of their 'stage' money (and a decent amount of private time) from post- Middle aged white men the best way i could describe it is 'the more the man looked like Santa Claus, the more likely he was to like 'Brown Sugar'
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