Inspired by TammyFaye as you already know...

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Is there a reward for Pete?

Tell me

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Thanks Crazy K!!!

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Stop treating this like a joke. TammyFaye is a violent creature who must be captured. You see, she was once a hard working human. She did her jobs, payed her dues, lived her life. It was a good life, though rather boring when seen by an outsider's perspective. Not to her however, she was content. The Gods of Raffule however, were not entertained. Humanity was made by these guys, who watched our events, wars, and progress for entertainment. All other humans were quite interesting to them. Some were violent, others gay, all spicy indeed. Except for Tammy. She was not mean, so no carnage could be watched. She was not fat, so no one could be rude to her. She was not lesbian, so no LGBT baloney could entertain. The Gods could not stand watching her be herself, so they decided to spice things up. They did not want to expel too much sources, as their stock of random bullshit was limited. So BurgerBoi, the God of Grum, went to the Closet of Closet to see what he could find. After rummaging trough the Closet for a tad, he pulled out the first weapon, Donkey from Shrek. They violated Donkey for a bit until he swore his allegiance to them, then they shoved him in a tiny interdimesional spaceship that kinda looked like a dick. But you know, everything in the Raffule lair kinda looked like a dick. The ship blasted off into a wormhole that led to the dimension of Earth. The wormhole was long, stiff, and kinda hairy, so it would take a while before Donkey could breath again. The lack of air was annoying, so Donkey turned on the radio station. The song playing was All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Donkey hummed the song, then stared to sing along. AND WE WERE TRYIN DIFFRENT THINGS, WE WERE SMOKIN FUNNY THINGS, MAKIN LOVE OUT BY THE LAKE TO OUR FAAAVROITE SAWNG!!! These lyrics made Donkey horny for yellow things, and TammyFaye is blond. This was part of the Gods mischievous plan, and they patted each other on the back as Donkey's ship approached Earth. Tammy saw the ship incoming, but she ignored it as she was too engrossed in the task of finding the right shade of soap bars. Donkey jumped out of the ship in a mad craze to eat Tammy's hair. He immediately regretted it once Tammy turned around. She looked spine chilling, with a thin, long smile dripping with blood, and no eyes, only 2 black voids of infinite terror. She had no nose either, but she was in the soap section anyways because she was gangsta like that. Donkey tried to turn around and run, but to no success. TBC.

She dug her claws into Donkey's back, and he shrieked with pain. She then ripped Donkey's spine straight out of his back, and he exploded. She then ripped into Donkey's corpse and feasted on his organs as blood gushed out of his mouth. The Gods were busy masturbating, but one of them has a fetish for looking at Earth, so he did, and saw the whole scene. They all went limp and their sausage fest ended immediately. They were very scared, and entertainment was out of the question anymore. They had to end the evil of TammyFaye. They all went to the Closet and looked for something lethal. They pulled out a deadly weapon they had been saving, by the name of Nickelbot. He was a robot clone of Nickelback created by the God, Coppersmith. Nickelbot was built in with all of Nickelback's greatest hits that could be turned up to a lethal volume. They sent him rocketing through the dimensional portal to Earth, and he landed with such a force that New York collapsed. Tammy was punching trees, then heard the explosion. She knew from the force of the collision that it could only be the work of Nickelbot, who weighed over 2 pounds. Not only was Tammy a master of generating fear in the heart of anyone, she was also an accomplished hacker. She pulled out her Gameboy, which was all she needed to hack any government, anytime. Nickelbot was already at her doorstep, and was tuning up to completely end her with the sheer volume at which it played "Savin Me." It primed it's built-in speaker... then it was hacked. She also hacked it's voice recognition, and commanded it to take her across dimensions to the Gods. It obeyed and turned into a spaceship. They zoomed through the wormhole, and arrived at the domain of the Gods of Raffule. They heard her arrival and freaked out. They got naked and jumped in the shower together to hide. She blasted in and pulled out her shotgun/assault rifles in a dual wield. She kicked down the door to the bathroom and that was the end of them. They were nothing but a chunky red mess in milliseconds. She drank the blood and gained their immortal power. She had wanted to destroy Earth since her birth and she now had the power to do so. She summoned 2 entities. Pete, who had the power of massive atomic energy, and Repeat, who had the power to control time. With these two by her side, she would destroy the world, reverse time, and do it again. And again. And again. And again. Weenie wanky.

Off-topic: is there no way to private message on this site? I actually read the TL;DR and wondered if you write like this often.

Is this available in hard cover?

Wouldn't trust you with my money.

Yeah, I felt inspired by a whole other meme...

You should know by now I won't read all that...

I... I knew that.

Read what?

-_-

You'll never know.

I cannot say I am not entertained!

Few mortals get my art. Regardless of the normies, I shall show my art to all of you. I have a feeling it is a key player in stopping the Imgflip Wars.

Cool, dude :-)

All my "stories" are real. Take them for absolute fact.

:-)

WTF IS THIS SHIT?

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