If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. | I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DRINK. WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, THAT'S AS GOOD AS THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL ALL DAY. | image tagged in memes,dean martin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5,862 views, 24 upvotes, Made by reallyitsjohn 22 months ago memesdean martin
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First World Problems Meme | I DO THE OPPOSITE MY HEAD HURTS AFTER I DRINK | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WELL THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM YOU STOP | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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First World Problems Meme | SUCH A SAD EXISTENCE | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I HAVEN'T MOVED ALL DAY | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I HAD A DRINK A SPLASH OF WINE IN THE PASTA SAUCE SENT ME EVERYWHERE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I DON'T DRINK ANYMORE I DON'T DRINK ANY LESS EITHER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Truth is, I'm coming up on 17 years since I've had one.
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Yea, I noticed you didn't say anything about your real addiction!!
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2 ups, 1 reply
I can do some nachos brother... I am in AZ!!!
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Lol :)
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Lol
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Lol :)
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3 ups, 1 reply
I don't want any hangovers! Getting sick with a fused neck is not worth getting drunk. Plus the meds I take it's not smart to mix but I had plenty of Irish car bombs in my 20's ;)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Jack or Canadian were my preferred avenues for a long time, then T and T.
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I think I hated my gut for a while, too much Jaeger, and the Irish car bombs are a shot of Jameson and one of Bailey's dropped in a glass of Guinness. If you make it right you taste the Bailey's at the end. Wrong and you may hurl lol
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Sounds every bit as wicked as the Liverpool kiss I was so fond of.
151 Bacardi
Rumplemann's
cherry brandy
You could drink it as a shot, or put it in your private jet's gas tank for a little extra speed.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Lmao! I live in the Ozarks man I can get stuff you either drink or use to peel the paint off of things lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
Trust me, living in the Virginia countryside it was the same way, whatever you drank, would also eat the barnacles off a boat.
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2 ups, 1 reply
I've been learning how to make it, in case the zombies come and I need fuel for the generator ha!
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2 ups, 1 reply
I used to drive a lot of back country in Va and the Carolinas. Every so often I'd get passed by a line of troopers on their way to a still no doubt.
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Here you can make it just not sell it. Can't take money from the alcohol companies.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Howdy amigo!
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2 ups, 1 reply
Long time no see! How's life treating you?
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LOL, and you?
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If I was any better, I'd be twins!
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I swear its the ear hair. It drives the babes wild!
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My gf loves it, but wants me to start braiding my nose hairs :)
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Just don't use the green beads. I found out the hard way those are a turn off.
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