3 submissions a day is turning me morbid...

Thank you! I will. The last time somebody suggested I submit a comment, it went to the front page. I have to wait until 2am because I'm out of submissions today. Thank you for the suggestion!

I laughed harder at that than the original meme which itself was hilarious

Stay morbid.

Yay a meme about my everyday life

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THATS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

You sound like a high school tuba section when someone makes a philosophical comment relating to pancakes.

I mean, seeing something die in front of them would scar a child too damn much.

These were great. They never should have taken them off of the market.

:)

you're correct, using that logic beer manufacturers need to cease production & automakers should cut power to their lines as well.

We had Jarts (lawn darts) when we were kids. One time one of them went through my sneaker and the point went perfectly between my toes. Of course the joint I smoked before hand made it seem pretty funny. Good times.

My kids (accidentally of course) threw jarts into my neighbors inflate-a-pool and deflated it. Water all over three lawns.

You mean..like Sid killing Combat Carl?...

Do you watch SuperCarlinBrothers?

I don't know what to say about that.

Keeping it dank.

He's got a point you know.

if a toy is thrown away does it exist forever in a garbage dump

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