Good job, now fix it

O_O

Now you must leave the city. You see, we often thought of the water as a blue color, and for a time, it was. Until humanity reared it's ugly head. The problem was, the water was going through some tough times after being drafted into the Seaetnam war. Water just wanted to be appreciated for it's duty, and maybe some friends to hang out with. But us humans, being humans, took Water for granted. Water was pushed around at baseball stadiums, never got to hang out with the radical dudes, and was seen as a nobody who we could step all over. One day, Water was taking a stroll on the beach, beside apple juice sea, when it spotted a figure way out in the sea. After using it's Johnoculars-Only 149.99, distributed by JohnnyMcCheesebag, buy yours today!!!-Water realized it was a helpless little girl. Even as she was calling for help, drowning, nobody lifted a finger to help her. But Water, Water wasn't going to let that little girl drown. Water lept into the apple juice and swam with all it's might, nearly rendering itself unconscious with exhaustion. The girl fainted and sank under. Water dived nearly 18 feet under to save her. After what seemed like a full minute, Water arose with a mighty roar! It kicked and swam, and finally reached the much missed land. The girl was ominously silent, still as a statue, but suddenly awoke, coughing and shivering. Frightened, she first saw Water, who in turn, was curious as to who she was. The girl could only shudder at her impending doom, had Water not arrived, and hugged Water. Water was completely taken off guard by this. Nobody had ever even considered hugging Water for anything. Except for her. In the days that followed, Water brought the girl to his home, which was my Great Uncle Cheesepuff's shack. Water fed her, cleaned her up, and among all, tried to find her parents. Day after day it looked and called and asked and traveled, but to no avail. The girl surprisingly, claimed she never even met her parents. It became more apparent as days turned into weeks the this girl was simply, an orphan. So Water decided to name her. It would name her Chloe. Water's little Chloe. They did nearly everything together. From flying the biggest kites, to naming the sunset clouds, they forged an unbreakable bond. The Gods took notice as not many kind people existed at this moment in Earth's history. They decided to let their new employee Poseidon reward them. He did so with a new kind of substance, one that could create and enhance life. TBC.

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Lol can't wait for the sequel!

Consider it done.

This substance was named after the pure hearted caretaker who deserved it. Water. Water and Chloe were thrilled by this fantastic gift, and the Gods gave Poseidon a promotion. Many animals came to drink Water's water, and Chloe bonded with some, particularly a bright yellow boa named Lemon. The people were dumbfound by the new substance which seemingly brought Water and Chloe everything they wanted. Now the people wanted it. They assumed Water or Chloe had the power to make it appear. So that night, they found Chloe alone at night, chatting with the gators as Water slept just inside. They lept out and grabbed her, where she let out a frightened yell. Water heard this, but was trapped inside the shack. The mob knew it would try to save her immediately, and so a few of them held the door shut as it tried to get out. They angrily demanded Chloe give them the powers of water or she would die. All Chloe could do was stammer as she did not summon water, she was only granted it. They made good on their promise and a burly man stabbed her straight through her little heart as the mob cheered on. Water, with one mighty charge, finally broke through the door, and fought off as many people as it could. The gunmen of the mob took aim and viciously fired, every single bullet hitting Water. Water took one stumble backwards and fell, but not before seeing the limp body of little Chloe. The mob just left after that, because they got no water. Afterwards the God Poseidon, decided to cast a small spell. Just one. The skies turned grey and started to rain, lightly at first then more and more until a legendary hurricane was born. The humans had no chance. More than half of the worlds population was taken out as a result, and now the ocean was filled with what the mob wanted so much. That mob is now a pile of skulls at the bottom of the sea.

Wells there's a little more to it, but I spent nearly 15 minutes typing those up.

Dafaq did I just read?

The blue screen of death. *shudders*

It will be green soon!

You must be new, welcome!

;D

A masters thesis is at least 100

I was making a joke. I haven't even graduated college yet, and I don't have intentions on getting a phd, so yeah.

I'm talking about the kid turning his computer all blue

Round of applause ????????

That's great! I want to do that too!

After reading all these comments I surprised none was willing to say that we've all been in your shoes and it only happens when you go on an Asian p-o-r-n site.

btw I put the upvoted both of my comments even though it says, "You can't upvote your own comment silly"