battered husband

HeeHee!

Hahaha.
Yes, yes.

who would've thought you could type "nazi seal" into google and get a direct hit?! :p

No kidding!
That's outrageous!
:)

Maybe I should go to the market, buy me a goat and go back home to impress my girl this evening ^^

:-)

(sorry :P )

Foster Brooks - funny comedian from the 70s. Check him out on YouTube.

Good dialect. :)

I think she's still eligible for volcano sacrifice.

hey stranger :D are you in the top ten now?? :p

LOL! No...been sick for 2 weeks!! Lost my appetite for computers, work, school, life, memeing....ugh! Are you back or just checking in?

Aaaaaw :( still on the bright side...i notice you didn't include sex in that list :p just kiddin', hope you're all better now, what was up anyway, just a viral thing? :)

Never went to the Dr..but thats what everyone was saying (viral)!

that's probably what the doc would've said anyway, "viral" seems to be the universal get-out clause of doctors these days :/

Next time offer to help with dinner prep, or doing dishes. We're not god, we don't want your dead animals.

https://i.imgflip.com/1b1oqo.jpg :)

Lol.

Listen, while I agree with your premise, you're kinda poopin' on the party...