Sleep Deprivation Sucks!!!

Been there many times. What i donow is if they think i have been drinking, i ask for the breathalyzer right away. Sucks when your deprived of sleep, especially when you work long hrs.

If I felt it was close I actually tested myself.

I got to be a guinea pig once for training officers on field sobriety testing. Sat in a hotel room with 5 other people and a couple cops, they fed us booze n food for 4 hrs. then took us downstairs where there were about 100 cops, split us into groups where the cops would field test us, all the while not knowing how much each of us drank, I was pretty smashed, failed misserably every time, and completely hung over by 6pm. Lotta fun I think.

I think...lol

Did you get paid!?

Nope, strictly volunteer. My roomate at the time, his brother was the cop doing the program, all the cops were from nothern communities down for training. I had the day off n my roomate said "hey you wanna get drunk on the cops tab?". Who could say no? My poison was vodka and drank the most at 26ozs.

Pure, awesomesause!

Don't answer questions. Don't consent to any searches and only exit your vehicle if you are being placed under arrest.

In the state of Texas, if the officer tells you to step out of the vehicle, you have to. Plus having a CDL is a no refusal in Texas regardless if you are driving a rig or personal car.

be asleep in 5 minutes

Sometimes I have to watch the same episode 5 times to actually see it all.

I've read this, of course, but also a ton of fan fiction.... Well before I started memeing

I own about 7-8 books. All but one are written by John Wooden. The wife is Jeannette Oake, Irene Hannan, Dee Henderson....not sure on all those spellings...

I use PBS or CSpan to fall asleep to, no commercials or soundtrack and usually very boring.

Haha now that you're engaged things are getting busy

No, sleep deprivation finally got over with about a week ago. Major issues switching from nights to days. I know there were a few points where I couldn't drive and hadn't had a single drink.

Haha good for you. I've never been there yet haha

I would know what that's like. Just look at my comments on Raydog's DEA meme.
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