We ain't like Georgia (where my aunt has lived for 30 years, and they still call her a yankee) or Oklahoma (where I stayed for 12 of the last 13 years, the last 7 about 10 miles ouside Muskogee [Okies say you have to be there 7 years before you become an Okie {and since I spent 7 years near Muskogee, I can say I'm an Okie From Muskogee-ish}]). Michiganders just say, "Welcome aboard!"
Are ya sayin', "Oat en aboat, eh?" yet?