My oldest son keeps trying to impress me with some of the crap he did as a kid that he thinks I don't know about. So one time I told him about a particular crazy thing I did as a teen and he was stunned and said "What happened" I said "I died"
then had to live in the hospital due to extreme brain trauma and the mom was arrested for child not-looking-aftering (or child abandonment, for the higher-ups who may be reading this.)
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