10 Guy

Truth.

Try "Enough to have the nerve to tell you you're hot, not enough for my eyes to deceive me on that." Still waiting for one to answer "Well that's the perfect amount, here's my phone number." instead of "You have the right to remain silent - use it." But you never know, maybe you'll have more luck.

And the story thickens.

A female friend of mine from work, who basically looks like a supermodel, got pulled over by a policeman for something like a busted taillight. Although she didn't get a ticket the cop gave her his business card. She later asked me "you think he was hitting on me?" Me: "uhhhhhhh...yeeeaaah..."

Now THAT is funny