I know it's probably dolphins but if I was that guy, I'd still be crapping my pants!!!

I know it's probably dolphins but if I was that guy, I'd still be crapping my pants!!! | ALTHOUGH HE WAS A LIFELONG ATHEIST BRIAN WAS VERY SOON GOING TO FIND GOD | image tagged in sharks or dolphins,memes,shark week,funny,sharks,animals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOU GOT IT GRUMPY CAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I can tell you for a fact, That there are no Atheists in foxholes. They were the  ones who prayed the loudest! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol. :)
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When i was in Iraq, that's what happend!
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Picard Wtf Meme | They're Athiests from the time they jump in until the heavy shit happens!  Believe me, everyone prays! | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Technically, yes.
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I just wanted to share this story with you. About an hour ago I was listening to a radio program. A pastor was telling a story about two different plane incidents. In the first one, the pilot made an emergency landing. About 17-18 people died. In the other one, the engines and power died, but before the plane crashed, the engines and power came back and the pilot recovered before anything happened. I was thinking to myself: "if I was on a plane and the pilot announced that the power had died and the plane would crash, would I start praying or crying out to God?" I think I would. But then I realized that just because that's normal to do in such perilous situations, that doesn't prove that God exists. But yes, I admit that I might briefly cry out when faced with my own mortality.
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I'd agree with you on that, praying is a ritual that makes the a person feel they have some sort of control of a particular situation. It makes a lot of people feel better.
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:)
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I respect that completely! :). You're still a certified badass to me! :).
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Thank you, my friend! :D (for some reason this meme comment didn't post properly. I hope it doesn't end up posting twice)
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I have problems too, sometimes with comments. Pain i the butt! I think ive have their names now, thanks!! :)
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Usually when I have a problem with a comment disappearing, it's always been a text comment. This is the first time a meme comment has disappeared on me :o
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When my comment disappears sometimes i log out of ImgFlip then close the window and open a new window and log back in and my comment is there.
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I still have to teach you the names of all the MLP's and what they can do! Lol. You remember this face? I chopped it and enlarged it slightly. It's hilarious! :)
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From left to right: Berry Punch, Sea Swirl, Carrot Top (aka Golden Harvest) (front), Candy Mane (back), Amethyst Star, Shoeshine (front), Twinkleshine (back), Pinkie Pie (front), Colgate (aka Minuette) (behind Pinkie Pie, out of view), Bon Bon (aka Sweetie Drops) (front), Sprinkle Medley (back), Lyra Heartstrings, Daisy (front), Cloud Kicker (back), Cherry Berry (front), Lemon Hearts (back) :D
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Wow, I know my 6 year old niece knows them all too, maybe i should study with her? ;)
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Those ponies in the above comment are all background characters (except for Pinkie Pie). Here are the main characters (the "Mane 6"). From left to right: Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Fluttershy, with Rainbow Dash on top :D

What can I say? I have no life ;)
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Berry Punch is also known as Berryshine :)
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Why do all the background characters have names? ._.
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XD
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My 12 year old niece was impressed by my memorization of the MLP's. :)
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That's always how I felt lol
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Heard of taking the lord's name in vain? It's hardly a sign of respect...last time I was really scared, I said, "jesus christ". I didn't mean to, it just popped out of my trap when there was a juddering great earthquake at daft o'clock in the morning which seriously startled me awake. It wasn't a prayer - it was like Tourettes or something, it just came out. One can refer to a deity without believing in it. Doesn't mean I am not an atheist. Besides, it takes too long to say, 'Oh my fictional character".
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I busted a gut with the vision of someone screaming "Oh my fictional character". Lol
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But the existence of Jesus has been scientifically proven. Whether or not he was a diety is unexplainable in today's science. I just wouldn't count it out yet
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He's not scientifically proven.. But he DOES exist. What other people want to believe about him is their business. Ik God is real because many of the things he says in the Bible have been proven true- For instance, "they will despise you for your faith". In the end, we share the gospel with them, and move on. God doesn't force himself on anyone and he sure doesn't need us to do it for him ;D
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Good words thanks. I thoight i saw they found evidence...
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I mean, there is evidence he WAS a human who lived on this earth, but i dont think there is concrete physical evidence of him being a spiritual being- that part is faith ;D
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I think your reasoning is flawed when you say you know he's real because his biblical predictions came true. Santa tells us good kids get toys.
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I don't understand the difference between a religious cult and Christians, they're the same right?
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Because whether you think so or not, everyone knows God exists.
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Hahaha at first I didn't read the title and was like, those are dolphins... But then I saw the title and the fact that you were honest made it super funny ;)
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Thanks...I hope for that dude's sake, those ARE dolphins....LOL
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They actually do **pe humans, it's nuts
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As soon as the Xtian saw he was beset by sharks he realized there was no god watching over him.
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