It's ANNOYING

It's ANNOYING  | MY DAUGHTER'S FRIEND IS A VEGAN I HATE ALL THE STUPID FOOD MONITORING I HAVE TO DO WHEN SHE'S HERE. SO EFFING FIRST WORLD. | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The Most Interesting Man In The World Meme | I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE VEGAN FRIENDS OVER... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S JUST AFTER I HAVE MOWED THE LAWN... SO I CAN FEED THEM THE CUTTINGS | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups
LOL!
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5 ups, 1 reply
Where I come from, we called vegans hippie freaks. Then I get to mainland Europe and learn... yeah, they're still hippie freaks. It's on the rise, though.
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5 ups
Of course it is. Narcissistic tendencies are on the rise and most vegans fall into that pathology.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Tell her to bring and prepare her own food
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3 ups
We do now.
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1 up, 1 reply
It's wierd. There is an understanding that a host is accommodating to the guest. I have a particular food allergy. I make a request not to eat that food if possible.
Thats kinda not by choice...I guess it's a balancing act for social behavior.
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2 ups, 1 reply
well.. the only thing is that an allergy is a danger, not juts a preference haha, the rest makes sense though :)
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1 up, 1 reply
That was my point :)
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0 ups
ah, I should have read more carefully haha
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4 ups, 2 replies
Was going to do a joke then realized I don't know what age group we are talking about so put it on hold lol
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5 ups, 1 reply
Well, I'm not holding back! Dinner is served!!!
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2 ups, 1 reply
You don't suppose I, as hard as it is to believe, could have possibly went a tad overboard?
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4 ups, 1 reply
Lol. The don't eat tofurkeys!
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2 ups, 1 reply
Normal things don't!
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3 ups
Especially me! Although, normal doesn't really pertain to me. My sister has been a vegetarian for gosh, umm....25 or so years, always iron deficient, bruises alot, always sick or not feeling good. I eat anything i want and no real problems!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Kids. So thank you.
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4 ups
No problem :)
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3 ups, 2 replies
email me on my facebook page: BaconFun. I will send you a copy of 'I Want To Be Bacon When I Grow Up!' for free if you lay it out on the coffee table when the vegan is over. Not joking :)
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3 ups
Fun.
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2 ups, 1 reply
oh man. That video is great. I shall promote.
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2 ups, 1 reply
thanks! it was fun to make. I'm serious though. if you want a book; I love annoying vegans :)
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0 ups, 1 reply
Do you love t annoy vegans or do you love vegans that you find annoying?
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It's a broad statement. Truth be told, I have no problems with the majority of them. However, when I published my children's book about bacon and the bad apples/militant vegans started calling for the death of my children I lost a sense of tolerance for them. So now I admittedly make fun of vegans for the sake of making fun of them.
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Wow, sorry about your children. That must be hard. Though I get where your at.

And is this book available on Amazon perchance?
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Thanks for the comments. The book is on Amazon. Just search the title in the pic. I don't want to violate any imgflip rule. Thanks again :)
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0 ups
Ok then. Thanks.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Here is a funny meme I just made.... I also submitted it for everyone to enjoy...
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2 ups
Lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
I'm not vegan but I think this is a funny situation.
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0 ups, 2 replies
Her glycemic levels are erratic. Ideally, you should eat very small portions of meat with a happy serving of veggies. However, one should not that Mexico still is more obese than the US. That shocked me. I've been to Missouri.
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And why? Because they want to live the american dream... :)
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That's because they fry EVERYTHING.
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I think the large coke at breakfast helps
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2 ups, 1 reply
Hungry Hungry Hippies.

It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos but the hippos are privileged white kids. The goal is to eat as few of the balls as possible because you're on a hunger strike to protest fur coats.

It incorporates dice as well. If you roll a five or six between rounds you put dreads in your hair and get bulimia, which allows you to regurgitate any food you may have swallowed inadvertently.
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And of course you have to keep your mouth open as much as possible, because you're lecturing all the other players about why farming is evil.
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I don't yield to tofu eaters in Birkenstocks. Same goes for women. Their diet is their business.
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