I hate metabolism. Why can't I eat whatever AND sit around AND be skinny?

:)

Geez, you guys! I can run to the store in 3 minutes & might have to do that.

I'm having that very same thought.

I read (on the Internet) that Oreos are the most addictive. Let's get a couple boxes too. About 50 calories each.

Dude, have you tried the red velvet Oreos? The smell of cream cheese icing smacks you in the face as soon as you open them.

Thanks I really appreciate that.

Doing my part for those who serve :)

But not in the military now.

Sorry, was thinking of someone else.

Oh yeah. I was (just) in the Air National Guard for six years in the 80's.

Thanks, all who are serve in any capacity earned at least that much :)

Just run extra hard afterward.

I love metabolism. I think... No, I do. I think...

The more I think about it, the more I wonder what really keeps me from being tubby. I spend most of my free time (every other day) playing video games and eating junk. But I spend my off days running, lifting, swimming and boxing. Could just be my physical activity, but I was never a chubby kid either and as a kid playing on the computer/N64/PS1 was my life.

Just chase the M&Ms with a cup of vegetable oil.

I checked your memes out. Quite creative.

Thank you!

Must be the GTO

Bulimia much?

The voice of the red m&m is the same actor that voices Frye. Whoaaa