I hate metabolism. Why can't I eat whatever AND sit around AND be skinny?

I hate metabolism. Why can't I eat whatever AND sit around AND be skinny? | NOT SURE IF I WANT TO GET MY BEACH BODY ON OR EAT A FAMILY SIZE BAG OF M&M'S | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2,531 views, 42 upvotes, Made by Lynch1979 29 months ago memesfuturama fry
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TOSS IT ! THE BEST SOLUTION | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1 reply
NOW THAT'S FUN SIZE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 1 reply
Geez, you guys! I can run to the store in 3 minutes & might have to do that.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I'm having that very same thought.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I read (on the Internet) that Oreos are the most addictive. Let's get a couple boxes too. About 50 calories each.
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2 ups, 2 replies
Dude, have you tried the red velvet Oreos? The smell of cream cheese icing smacks you in the face as soon as you open them.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Thanks I really appreciate that.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Doing my part for those who serve :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
But not in the military now.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Sorry, was thinking of someone else.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Oh yeah. I was (just) in the Air National Guard for six years in the 80's.
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Thanks, all who are serve in any capacity earned at least that much :)
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Just run extra hard afterward.
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I love metabolism. I think... No, I do. I think...
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The more I think about it, the more I wonder what really keeps me from being tubby. I spend most of my free time (every other day) playing video games and eating junk. But I spend my off days running, lifting, swimming and boxing. Could just be my physical activity, but I was never a chubby kid either and as a kid playing on the computer/N64/PS1 was my life.
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3 ups, 2 replies
Just chase the M&Ms with a cup of vegetable oil.
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4 ups, 1 reply
I checked your memes out. Quite creative.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Thank you!
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4 ups
Must be the GTO
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Bulimia much?
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The voice of the red m&m is the same actor that voices Frye. Whoaaa
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