this is so much like me its scary

I really wanna know what happened at that HR meeting.

I'll give you a hint; he stole and destroyed a coworkers property after a warning from HR.

ho... ly.... crap.... my neighbors probably think i'm insane now... i read that 3 times and laughed hysterically the whole time.... this not only deserves front page, this should be 'thing' now, we need "Lunch Thief Manifesto" memes XD *goes to read it a fourth time*

thanks! I'm going to make a "lunch thief manifesto" template now

How is this not on front page

Steps to a funny

meme: Is it long? Yes. Then worthy of a front page!

I had some sausage in the fridge at work and someone ate it and left a note "thanks". I wrote a note "I am glad you liked having my sausage in your mouth" and put it back.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! There's no way this really happened, but it really did make me laugh out loud!

Lmao,damn! Is this place hiring?! ????

You ned to get elected.
This was the white house staff lunchroom.

the investigation goes deeper...