I'm creating a new political party.
It's called the Imperialist Party of America.
Here is our platform:
- Third world countries perpetually in turmoil and that can't stop fighting each other will be annexed. They can't manage themselves, so we'll have to manage them for them.
- Our prisons are overpopulated. People sentenced to jail time for crimes that were neither violent nor sexual in nature will be sent to a penal colony on Antarctica.
- Creating malware will be a capitol offense (and will be classified as a violent crime)
- Some even more batshit insane shit.
Oh, and we're a satirical political party, so don't worry about the other three positions.
