See?? That's just ridiculous! What do they do? All write one sentence each? Or do they wait for him to speak to each of them (highest rank first, on down?) That's probably the most likely. Dudes near the end are waiting an hour to hear from him for a minute or less. Yeah. Bout that tho...
Me: "Fvck that, fvck this, and fvck you. I QUIT." *blows head off*