I prefer crucifixion. It's inexpensive, it's clean, it's agonizingly painful for a long period of time, and it leaves a physical warning to other pedophiles.
no, not painful enough. cut off their arms and legs so they're just a torso with a head, sow their mouth shut, cut their eyes out with a rusty knife, then give them an IV bag so they can think about their sins
me being a great person to everyone around me, including those who've wronged me, cuz even though death is inevitable it's better to be remembered as a great person than an asshole