Germany can't decide what kind of totalitarian it wants to be. Here they chose the EU

Don't make us come over there for a third time.

The truly stupid thing is that Austria was the actual trigger for both wars in some way. Hitler was born in Austria and it was Austria that refused to take responsibility for what went down with the events that led to WW1.

Bro, then we'll be back in the cold war

Dear German Authority Comrades,

F**k you you Motherf**king fleabag bloody unpleasant va**nal gash of a human you despicable brother-f**king piece of shit retarded f**kface f**king whiny bitch ass dipshit dick head annoying asshole c**t you cock sucking shithead p**is crack f**kwit anal sniffing annoyance. Suck my balls you kraut testicle gobblers bullshitting naztards bastards. Go drink your w**re moms piss.

Ze master race vill decide vot you can say.

Germany is right! Trump is a f**king bitch.