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Some People Are So Fat They Don't Need Diving Weights !

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4 ups, 4w,
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The bubbles are coming out of his butt like he is a freaking whale
1 up, 4w
Thar he blows ! 🐳
3 ups, 4w,
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Jack Black can scooba?
1 up, 4w
😁
2 ups, 4w,
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh more fat makes you more buoyant not sink easier
1 up, 4w
He’s so fat he’s breaking the laws of physics
0 ups, 4w,
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How come whales can dive to incredible depths ?
1 up, 4w,
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whales are 31% muscle and use their fins to propel themselves down, also they arent 100% blubber they are about the same muscle proportions as the average human
0 ups, 4w,
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He's walking on the bottom without assisstance 😁
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
maybe he is pushing the water up to stay on bottom
0 ups, 4w,
2 replies
Maybe the weight of water above him is holding him down ?
2 ups, 4w,
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wait a ssssssssssssecond

you are the guy who kept flagging me for stating putin says the n word
0 ups, 4w
What meme ?
1 up, 3w,
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Lol if he weighs less than the water he displaces because of the massive amount of fat, it doesn't matter what depth he is at, he will always bubble to the surface. Maybe he had weights in his shorts
0 ups, 3w
I remember watching a program on free diving - The deeper you go, the easier to stay down
1 up, 4w,
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Fe fi for fun looking ass
1 up, 4w,
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Fe Fi Fo Fum
I smell the farts of a very fat man !
1 up, 4w
lol, but damn autocorrect
1 up, 4w,
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1 up, 2w,
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I did that because it isn't really dark, and I banned you because most of the images you post in Dark_humour aren't dark. I asked Yeule for permission to ban you, and he gave the permission to me. I can unban you, but your humor has to get a bit darker for this stream, and repeatedly saying "Slavic lives matter" is not dark.
0 ups, 2w,
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Just before you ban him, have you warned him not to keep posting 'Slavic Lives Matter' memes ?
1 up, 2w,
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The thing is, "Slavic lives matter" posts aren't against the rules of the stream, but non-dark posts are. Therefore, I warned him to not keep posting non-dark memes.
0 ups, 2w
Fair pointing - You warned him - He keeps doing it - There are consequences !
0 ups, 4w,
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I can really see the image ... When did you post it ?
1 up, 4w,
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0 ups, 4w,
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Dark Humour rules relating to Sexual Content:
This is Dark_humor, This is not the place for overly sexual content. It will be allowed within reason, but this type of content may be unfeatured if a mod/owner deems it to be overly sexual in nature.

What is NOT allowed:

-Bestiality in any form.
- Memes about rape.
- Porn/borderline porn
1 up, 4w,
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Somebody approved it, and they thought it was acceptable. Humor is such a subjective thing. Even the United States Supreme Court cannot define what's considered pornography. I see plenty of memes posted on here including the one you have now that can easily be interpreted as porn or the other things you mentioned. Is the man with the fish trying to mate with them?
0 ups, 4w,
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You're right but so is the moderator - It's subjective - Probably avoid any porn.
The fat man is just farting in the fishes faces
1 up, 4w,
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A fat man farting in fishes face isn’t dark tho. More dim
0 ups, 4w
You're right - I've altered the title to make it dark humour ... Thanks πŸ˜‰
0 ups, 4w,
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Which moderator is right, the one who approved it, or the one who unfeatured it and disabled me? whether you're meme is about man trying to molest fish or is the fart in their face supposed to be a mating call, either one can be considered porn. since farting itself is a porn category. Just like Karens, you guys don't follow your own rules and you have less guts than SpongeBob

0 ups, 4w,
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I don't know why you were banned from this stream Why not ask yother_is_canon why ?
If you consider fart as porn, then what is wrong with you ?
Please also note, I changed the title and tags to make this one dark. 😁
1 up, 4w,
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I feel like this may be splitting hairs. I accidentally created a meme from a template with a classical painting. It had the kind of nudity that could air on PBS. That is absolutely without any sense of offending anyone (except puritanically religious.) Anyway I get that there are rules, so I thought, 'oh well after thousands of memes I innocently failed to use the NSFW button.'

The thing is nudity online is contextualized by so much porn that farting in a natural way is nothing. That HOWEVER is not my point. I was offended because there was no reason to make fun of someone's weight. I also get that this is dark humour and making fun of everything here is the rule.

So NEITHER is that my point. It's just that the manatee reference is so obvious. One could have poked fun in a cleverly benign way. Instead one chose to be outrageous. And that IS NOT DARK. There's my point.

Funny with all the bubbles from the diving gear I entirely missed the anal outgassing. SHOULD have lead with that.

NOTE: I did not plan sequential shorter paragraphs.
1 up, 4w,
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It is getting more difficult to classify exactly what is dark humour and what is more fun.
The problem is what the moderators consider is or is not dark.
There was a problem on this stream a while ago where nearly all the mods were from the MS memer group and were applying the rules from that stream steps were taken to eliminate this but it is sliding back.

I would be interested to know when you had the one not featured because of nudity
It should not have made any difference whether you forget to mark it NSFW - A moderator can add that before its featured
I knew when I posted this one, that it was borderline and I was curious what the reaction would be. I wasn't disappointed

Offensive humour. Ricky Jervais said it better than I
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biyrKp_qyWU?feature=share
1 up, 4w
I'm questioning my memory, when asked. I am almost sure the meme of the painting macro with (un-naughty) boob, was posted here. I deleted it when it was rejected. Again no spite to mods decision. Let me think... it was mean spirited... so 'dark', yet cannot recall caption. Only the caption would indicate to myself exactly where posted. Sorry.

I presume any moderator anywhere can apply the NSFW tag if they felt leaving the taglessness of was an oversight. So i'm taking your reply as a general concern for moderator behavior towards myself. OR moderator behavior in general.

I'm glad you have replied so thoroughly. I often ramble and cannot tell the difference between relatable content and foo bar. Thanks.

MSMG has trained me to stay away. I'm glad I did not bail on DH!
1 up, 4w
We have reached the end of this string so I'm replying here to your latest reply
I cannot say if it was a personal thing against you. I never hold grudges.
I too, am glad you are sticking with dark humour.
You realise I am an owner/moderator in this stream
I like comments like yours and I will get around to add clarification to the rules on what is offensive
Keep posting
1 up, 2w,
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Most of Midgar's posts aren't really dark, they just say the same "Slavic lives matter" thing. However, I asked another stream owner (Yeule) for permission to ban him, and he gave the permission to me.
0 ups, 2w
I've never understood the 'Slavic Lives Matter' titles and because of that,
I never approve or disapprove - I leave for other moderators to decide who
knowns what that means
1 up, 3w
bro has gills of his own
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
0 ups, 4w
More like an underwater blimp ?
1 up, 4w,
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He’s the reason of coral bleaching
0 ups, 4w
😱
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
CaseOh!?
0 ups, 4w
😁
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