“When I grow up I want to be an assassin just like you and help children just like you do”
— Lost Innocence Quest from Th Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Unreal would make it crap, it is SO unoptimized, I’d rather just mod it.

Hey, we’e just scraping the barrel my friend, I don’t care that running wild did it back in ‘84

They only say that because of Alestorm. Rumahoy was intended as a shitpost band to make fun of other pirate metal bands.

Germany’s pirate metal legends now are Rumahoy