Guy: I think I have a fear of long words
Therapist: ah, you must have hippopotamanstrosusquipideliaphobia
Guy: *screams*
Therapist: don't worry, after this, you'll be feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Guy: *screams*
Therapist: fine, I'll hook you up with Dr. An...
Guy: oh.
Therapist: ...tidisestablishmentarianism who lives in Lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
Guy: *screams*
Therapist: yeesh, your acting like you have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Guy: *gets petrified*
Therapist: that'll be $10,000
Guy: *dies*
(And yes, all of these words are 100% real; look em up)