The DM: Your party is stuck behind the wagon. It appears to be overloaded. What do you do?
The lucky mf: Go around it.
The new kid who also is a good driver: Please don't.
The lucky mf: Alright.
The dice: Rolled a 1
The (un)lucky mf: ah shi-
The DM: Your party attempts to go around, but oncoming traffic rams you all.
*the party has to roll for damage*: GOD DAMMIT GERALD! YOU DENSE MOTHERF**KER! YOU LET GAMBLING TAKE US ALL!
The unlucky kid(not the one who rolled): nice I rolled a 1!(he takes 1 DMG)
The lucky mf: Rolls a nat20(Knocked)
The new kid: Rolls a 13(Alive)
The veteran: Rolls a nat20(he had False Life so he lived)
The kid who says the most random shit: Rolls a nat20(Knocked)
The DM: Darren, Innaquarrel, and Ehanon get up on the side of the road, surrounded by their bleeding teammates.
