No time for nonsense.

And then they all butt-f**k each other because it's masculine

You obviously confuse sexual preference for masculinity.

No
Back then, they thought it was "masculine"

Masculinity has nothing to do with sexual preference.

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“Masculinity (also called manhood or manliness) is a set of attributes, behaviors, and roles associated with men and boys. Masculinity can be theoretically understood as socially constructed,[1] and there is also evidence that some behaviors considered masculine are influenced by both cultural factors and biological factors.[1][2][3][4] To what extent masculinity is biologically or socially influenced is subject to debate.[2][3][4] It is distinct from the definition of the biological male sex,[5][6] as anyone can exhibit masculine traits.[7] Standards of masculinity vary across different cultures and historical periods.“

I wasn't asking Wikipedia what you meant.

Wikipedia told you what I meant.

No, it didn't.

Ah, yes, "masculinity", such a challenging concept throughout the ages.

At that time in Egypt Pharaoh was thought to be a god also. It didn’t make him one.

Shhh, nobody tell this weird loser how the movie or the actual real life battle of Thermopylae ended.

Or what Spartan men did together when they weren’t fighting. 😉

What does homosexuality have to do with some nutjob confused at their identity? And you're calling me a loser? Hmmmm....

Lol...we have a winner, this is one of the funniest parodies I've seen with this subject...many upvotes!

Funny story about ancient Sparta: their marriage custom included having the bride dressed as a man. But, you know, project all the Protestant morality you want onto them.

Take my upvote

History is the best, isn't it?

Indeed.

I really like your Frederick the Great memes. Don't forget Alexander the Great, and the Roman Emperor Trajan, who was also a wickedly competent military leader.

Thanks for telling me, I did not know about them